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Friday, November 11, 2016

"Two Hillbillies from the Big Island of Hawaii.." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating
 a National day To Help US Veterans
  and  their families for their risks
 and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 

He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
Above photo of Unc with his boss
Wm F.Sullivan at a Waikiki Foto shop,

Two Hillbillies from the Big Island of Hawaii

Two hillbillies from the Big Island of Hawaii were having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine & chicken fertilizing  operation.


 Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

 One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar ? "The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe? "The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.


 Than the hillbilly walks behind the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

 The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

 His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there  'Hind Lick Maneuver ' but I never seed nobody done it."

 Ha ha ha,
l'oncle  Hind Lick  Manuver in chief
L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau

 Hana Hou, (Encore) 



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Thursday, November 10, 2016

"Just Give Trump a Chance..!" 'James "Kimo" Rosen' (Kimo's world, special post election edition #156)

James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer
 and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.
Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i
with his best friend and spiritual adviser Obama Da Dog!
Possibly soon to be "Ivanka Da Dog!" ;-)
Kimo's world special post election edition #156~Blog #1859

All We Are Saying Is Just Give Trump a Chance!

President elect Trump is not in office yet, the election is not even 24 hours old and people are protesting around the country.

 I can not say the pizza is no good if I have not tasted it?

 I can  not I say my girlfriend is no good in bed if we never went to bed together?

 I can not say the movie sucks if I never saw the movie?

 America needs to give President elect Trump a chance. 

 The liberals are the most intolerant alleged tolerant people I have ever seen.


 Remember John Lennon's song, "Give peace a chance?"

 I say to all the protesters who are protesting nothing thus far;

 "GIVE TRUMP A CHANCE!" (Song to the tune of Give peace a chance)(substitute Trump for Peace!)  Click on Youtube below!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZC7sqImaM
All we are saying is give peace a chance  (substitute Trump for Peace!)
All we are saying is give peace a chance 

 "Let me tell you now
Ev'rybody's talking about
Revolution, evolution, masturbation,
Flagellation, regulation, integrations,
Meditations, United Nations,
Congratulations."  
John Lennon

 You may be surprised how much you like his America.

 Wait until he's actually President and acts on policy to see if you like it or not before  protesting and acting like an idiot.

 I guarantee if Hillary had won that us Trump supporters would had accepted concession and moved on. How ironic. 

 Breaking News;
  Less than 24 hours after winning election! Not even swore in as President and relations are already better with Russia because of President elect Trump!
Putin's FIRST statement on Trump win - Russia is ready and willing to restore full relations with the US!
(Check out the YouTube below)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLTeZJtzKL0
All We Are Saying Is Give Trump a Chance!
And again to President elect Trump, Mazol Tov, Ho'omaika'i 'Ana, Congratulations!


More dakinetalk reading on Donald Trump; (Great reading!)
(All Trump related  blogs by James "Kimo" Rosen unless otherwise indicated)
1-Trumped by "The Donald" 'Obama Da Dog' (Special political edition)
2-Trump supporters must come out of the closet! (Kimo's world #118)
3-Trump, the election and the Jewish connection...(Kimo's world #119)
4-Trump-fulling... (Kimo's world #120)
5-A poem about Donald J. Trump...
6- Trumps Failing businesses are his strengths...
7-Extra! Extra! Read All About It!--Trump Hijacks Republican party into Hell
8-Trump and the race for President, a nasty one fueled by the media (Carrie Eckert)
9-Win or Lose, Could Trump Be A Secret Agent For Hillary
10-Raccoon's and Trump~Larry Arruda~(Source)
11-Definition of Trump
12-Hillary and Donald Trump walk into a bakery
13-Kaepernick and Obama, trump this Kool-Aid

Hana Hou, Encore!



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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Mazol Tov Mr. Trump..!" 'James "Kimo" Rosen' (Special election edition of Kimo's world #155)

James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer
 and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.
Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i
with his best friend and spiritual adviser Obama Da Dog!
Possibly soon to be "Ivanka Da Dog!" ;-)
Kimo's world #155~Blog #1858
Israel stands behind President elect Trump. A special Mazol Tov from Israeli Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKTaWBmx68

Mazol Tov Mr. Trump

Four years of bickering, arguing, and protests will be nothing but ruin for all America.  America must move on  from this disturbing presidential election of 2016.

 Many did not like Obama yet accepted him as President, many did not like Bush yet accepted him as President, we cannot be a country divided. Hillary supporters need to support Trump for America to function optimal.


 Even after the World series and the Super bowl opposing teams shake each others hands and wish them goodwill.

 It's Time for America to heal, whether or not your candidate won or loss-- accept what is and move on. An election hangover is normal but should not last four years.


To those who didn't support Mr. Trump. Please give him a chance. I truly believe he will be great! 

 And to Mr. Trump, Mazol Tov, Ho'omaika'i 'Ana, Congratulations! Please don't let us down.



P.S.
Check out 16 celebrities that say they are leaving the country if Trump wins? Well?  Will they leave?  My bet is no?
Israel stands behind President elect Trump. A special Mazol Tov from Israeli Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKTaWBmx68



More dakinetalk reading on Donald Trump; (Great reading!)
(All Trump related  blogs by James "Kimo" Rosen unless otherwise indicated)
1-Trumped by "The Donald" 'Obama Da Dog' (Special political edition)
2-Trump supporters must come out of the closet! (Kimo's world #118)
3-Trump, the election and the Jewish connection...(Kimo's world #119)
4-Trump-fulling... (Kimo's world #120)
5-A poem about Donald J. Trump...
6- Trumps Failing businesses are his strengths...
7-Extra! Extra! Read All About It!--Trump Hijacks Republican party into Hell
8-Trump and the race for President, a nasty one fueled by the media (Carrie Eckert)
9-Win or Lose, Could Trump Be A Secret Agent For Hillary
10-Raccoon's and Trump~Larry Arruda~(Source)
11-Definition of Trump
12-Hillary and Donald Trump walk into a bakery
13-Kaepernick and Obama, trump this Kool-Aid

Hana Hou, Encore!



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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

"The right to Vote..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Special Election Day inspiration!)

Judith Whitehead lives in Amherst New York
( A suburb of Buffalo, N.Y.)
 and has worked in the ophthalmology
 field of medicine for nearly 40 years

The right to Vote  (Special Election Day inspiration!)


I remember when I became the age 18 and was given the right to vote; it was Richard Nixon who won that year and I was excited to finally be able to vote and add my 2 cents to the millions of others that lined up at the voting booth. Back then I went behind the small curtain and registered my opinion by pulling the large metal arm to make my vote count. Now a days we vote at a Senior center nearby and fill out a paper and place it in a scanner to make our voice heard.


 This year has proven to bring out many feelings among the American people; most of them not pleasant. Our two candidates are in a race to the finish – many accusations have been slung, many feelings have been awoken among the people; so much as to confuse the people and disturb so many.

  It has proven to be a fight to the finish and will not stop then. I am sure there will be much fall out depending on the outcomes. It is true in our country that the only requirement to become president of the U.S. Is to be American born and not be a criminal.


 After I see what has occurred all year between these two candidates, the bickering and accusations, the
bantering and hurt feelings etc. I ask myself “who on earth would want to be a President”.


 When I see what happens in other countries who are not afforded the right to vote, I am ashamed what has happened in our 'Great Country,' and yes, our country as compared to all others, is 'Great.'

 I have lived long enough to witness some very disturbing years under our many Presidents since I began to vote. Some Presidents have decided to throw us into a war, some have tried to get us out of war. Some have coasted by with a seamless presidency free of turmoil; most have not.


 It seems in America and pretty much everywhere, we believe what we read. The mighty word carries clout among many, whether those words are true or not. Once some words are in writing, people may  doubt its authenticity. 


 To make an informed decision as to who to vote for, we must read, listen and watch the candidates and decide for ourselves who may be the best representative of our country.

 I will exercise my right to vote as always, even though the choices are not optimal in my book. It would be more than sad not to vote after so many fought for that right.


 I do believe it will be a very close race and probably sour grapes will follow along with a lot of fall out and this year of 2016 will go down in history as the year of the most opposition, mud slinging and grand standing candidates of all.
 It has brought out many unpleasant feelings among the American people and will be interesting how 2017 plays out.

 Please vote people...its your right.

"I will exercise my right to vote as always,
 even though the choices are not optimal in my book."
Judith Whitehead 



Hana Hou, (Encore)



P.S.S. 
Finally, if only we could go back to the photo below this would make America Great again?  ;-)
May God bless America, We need it!
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Monday, November 7, 2016

"Biggest Hail Marry of all time, Obama Da Dog to change name to Ivanka"'James "Kimo" Rosen' (Kimo's world #154)

James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer
 and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.
Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i
with his best friend and spiritual adviser Obama Da Dog!
Possibly soon to be "Ivanka Da Dog!" ;-)
Kimo's world #154~Blog #1856


Biggest Hail Marry of all time, Obama Da Dog to change name to Ivanka

It's almost over. In less than 36 hours we will know who will be the leader of the free world, the United States of America for the next 4 years.
Breaking News!  Obama Da Dog's
name to change to 'Ivanka'
if "The Donald" becomes President!
 

 There's never been an election cycle quite like the election and primaries of 2016. Scandal after scandal. The cable news stations had higher ratings than many major networks.Many calling the last 15 months of election coverage the best reality show on television, even better than the Celebrity Apprentice! 

 This election year was definitely  the best of the best of reality TV. 


 Tomorrow we find out-- "who out witted, out played and outlasted," but unlike the TV show Survivor there is no Million dollar prize. There is however the greatest responsibility of all humanity which is  to keep America and humanity safe, free and as my grandmother once said, "nobody should go hungry."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail_Mary_pass
Right now the biggest hail Marry pass of all time is in the air and it is about to be caught by "The Donald" against all odds.

 The NFL Buffalo Bills came back from a 32 point deficit against all odds against the Houston Oilers in 1993. Well, I am calling this election similar! It was the greatest comeback in NFL history        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comeback_(American_football)
Check out the YouTube highlights of that game;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjHGAvkQlkk


Should this happen, which I believe it will--  I have pledged to rename my dog, 'Obama' to 'Ivanka.'  After all, it's about time my female dog had a girls name.  ;-)

 It's not only time to make America great again, but it's time to change my dogs name!  ;-)

 P.S.
A must watch, something the mainstream media did not tell you;
Donald Trump and  the Disabled Reporter. The whole truth and not the spin put on by the media.
https://www.facebook.com/USConstitution1789/videos/1769466800002795/

FAST FORWARD TO 2018

More dakinetalk reading on Donald Trump; (Great reading!)
(All Trump related  blogs by James "Kimo" Rosen unless otherwise indicated)
1-Trumped by "The Donald" 'Obama Da Dog' (Special political edition)
2-Trump supporters must come out of the closet! (Kimo's world #118)
3-Trump, the election and the Jewish connection...(Kimo's world #119)
4-Trump-fulling... (Kimo's world #120)
5-A poem about Donald J. Trump...
6- Trumps Failing businesses are his strengths...
7-Extra! Extra! Read All About It!--Trump Hijacks Republican party into Hell
8-Trump and the race for President, a nasty one fueled by the media (Carrie Eckert)
9-Win or Lose, Could Trump Be A Secret Agent For Hillary
10-Raccoon's and Trump~Larry Arruda~(Source)
11-Definition of Trump
12-Hillary and Donald Trump walk into a bakery
13-Kaepernick and Obama, trump this Kool-Aid
 Editors note;
This is being published for a second time. If you haven't seen this, please watch!

This YouTube video produced by liberal radical film maker Michael Moore shows why so many support Trump. A must see! Please watch! ;-)


Hana Hou, Encore!

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Friday, November 4, 2016

"November Festivities..." 'Judith Whitehead' (inspiration Friday)

Judith Whitehead lives in Amherst New York
( A suburb of Buffalo, N.Y.)
 and has worked in the ophthalmology
 field of medicine for nearly 40 years

November Festivities

 One of my most favorite months of the year....


 Now that Halloween has passed we look forward to Fall weather with unseasonably warm temperatures in Buffalo. Today is 70 degrees here.  

 Could we be so lucky as to have these moderate temps for the rest of the month?  Last year we slid by with great weather throughout the winter with only a few storms.


We Buffalonians know what to expect in our winter months but always hope for a change in the weather patterns anyway.

 I have already planned my Spring vacation which keeps me going all through winter. 


 November holds plenty of celebrations; anniversaries, birthdays, holidays etc all packed in to celebrate the whole month.   At least the celebrations make weather aberrations tolerable.  Nothing keeps me indoors if there is a reason to celebrate--well almost nothing except a freak blinding snow storm.    

 So here is to great weather this month, great times with family and friends and the start of a mild mild season!!! 
Mrs. Whitehead hopes for a mild winter,
that's wishful thinking in Buffalo.
We say to Judy, "Alooooha!"  ;-)
Hana Hou, (Encore)


Kauai Sunrise iPhone photo
James "Kimo" Rosen

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Wednesday, November 2, 2016

"50 years of marriage and still going strong..." 'Obama Da Dog' (Source)

Obama Da Dog is a life long resident of Hawaii.
Obama  can be seen cruising Kapa'a town
with her best friend James "Kimo" Rosen!
Hope you smile or laugh after reading this!


 50 years of marriage and still going strong

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.



 It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. 

 He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.


 As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...


Hana Hou, (Encore) 



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