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Friday, September 30, 2016

"Hillary and Donald Trump walk into a bakery..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen (Kimo's world #149)

James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer
 and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.
Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i
with his best friend and spiritual adviser Obama Da Dog!

Kimo's world #149~Blog #1839

Editor's note;
The thing I like must about blogging about Donald Trump is my blog numbers jump!  
My blog is only a hobby blog and on any given day I may receive 100-200 hits. When I blog about the Donald I receive 500 plus hits. This is extremely good for a  blog run as a hobby.


Hillary and Donald Trump walk into a bakery



This coming Presidential election has many on edge. Many are taking it personally and quit talking to people whom do not support their candidate.  Many people have lost friendships and family relationships over this coming presidential election.

Many are saying  the choices are like voting for Satan or the anti Christ? Pick your poison?


They say Hillary is a chronic Liar and that the Donald is a Con man.

Enclosed is a joke that I feel sums up this election.

... And by the way my votes for, you guessed it, " Satan!"

Enjoy da joke!

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.

She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." I will definitely win the election.


The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the
typical dishonesty you have displayed
throughout your entire life, trickery and
deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."


Donald goes to the owner of the bakery
and says, "Give me a pastry and I will
show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the
owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another
one. The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and
eats that, too.


The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket".

P.S.
Bill Clinton said this in 1995 about immigration and got a standing ovation,
Trump says it in 2016 and he's a racist?  Go figure? check it out! Click link below;
https://www.facebook.com/numbersusa/videos/1196778030378890/
https://www.facebook.com/numbersusa/videos/1196778030378890/

More dakinetalk reading on Donald Trump; (Great reading!)
(All Trump related  blogs by James "Kimo" Rosen unless otherwise indicated)
1-Trumped by "The Donald" 'Obama Da Dog' (Special political edition)
http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2015/08/trumped-by-donald-obama-da-dog-special.html
2-Trump supporters must come out of the closet! (Kimo's world #118)
http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2016/03/trump-supporters-must-come-out-of.html
3-Trump, the election and the Jewish connection...(Kimo's world #119)
http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2016/03/trump-election-and-jewish-connection.html
4-Trump-fulling... (Kimo's world #120)
http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2016/03/trump-fulling-james-kimo-rosen-kimos.html
5-A poem about Donald J. Trump...
http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2016/04/a-poem-about-donald-j-trump-james-kimo.html
6- Trumps Failing businesses are his strengths...
http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2016/05/trumps-failing-businesses-are-his.html
7-Extra! Extra! Read All About It!--Trump Hijacks Republican party into Hell
http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2016/08/extra-extra-read-all-about-it-trump.html
8-Trump and the race for President, a nasty one fueled by the media (Carrie Eckert)
http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2016/04/trump-and-race-for-president-nasty-one.html
9-Win or Lose, Could Trump Be A Secret Agent For Hillary

Hana Hou, (Encore)



... and finally many agree with Warren Buffett

10 comments:

Allena Kaplan said...

This is a riot! Keep on blogging...

Thanks,
Allena

Kit Ellison said...

Gee Kimo I thought you were a Trump man. Personally I prefer MY candidate for president and her running mate!! Grumpy Cat 2016 with Lil Bub for vice!!! Go Cats Go!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I find this joke to be hilarious no matter what side your on. ;-)

Andrew Fink said...

America has lost her sense of humor, C'mon folks laugh, stop taking yourselves so serious. No matter who wins you'll get through it! Good one Jimmy, I mean Kimo!

KimoRosen said...

Saturday night live starts a new season tomorrow night, they should have some great election skits. People need to laugh, even the politicians laugh at themselves.

Charles Huss said...

I liked it

Harmony Bentosino said...

I must say I liked the end of the joke a lot better than the beginning! Guess who I'm supporting.

KimoRosen said...

Harmony, The joke was an equal opportunity offender! The beauty of comedy. Watch Saturday night live tonight, it premieres a new season with many political comedy skits! I know you like Trump! ( Just kidding)

Charles Huss said...

I will share this so you get more people see your blog

Harmony Bentosino said...

Yeah, I like Trump. I like to watch his blunders!