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Monday, June 1, 2020

"That's the way we became the Zoom millionaire bunch..." (Parody/Tongue-in-cheek) 'James "Kimo" Rosen' (Kimo's world #304)


James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer
 and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.
Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i
with his best friend and spiritual adviser Ivanka "Costco" Obama, The Bipartisan Dog!




Sunrise/weather/ photos May, 2020
(These photos made it to Hawaii News Now)
Photos courtesy,
James "Kimo" Rosen

Blog #2057~Kimo's world #304
That's the way we became the Zoom millionaire bunch
(Song to the theme song of the Brady bunch)
The Brady Bunch, American television situation comedy that aired for five seasons (1969–74)

Aloha Readers,
The enclosed is a parody/tongue-in-cheek blog that was written in fun as
comedy relief to a country and world in crisis.
 The blog should be song to the tune of the 1960's sitcom 
"The Brady bunch" 
This is all in fun showing how the Brady bunch
was way ahead of its time in zooming before "Zoom" becomes chic!
If you don't know the tune to the "Brady bunch" 
you can click on the Youtube video
enclosed;

Here's the story of an ugly virus
That had plenty of conspiracy theories,

all of them seemed believable;

Russian Collusion, Impeachment, so why not release a virus...

Here’s the story of a pandemic where every live TV show is using Zoom. 
The audio is poor quality, and every show looks like the Brady bunch.  

On Kaua’i, the plateau has leveled out and the beach is now open. We can now sit on the beach and get some sunshine, to help all those stay at home quarantine blues.  

Here's a story of
Zoom is everywhere during the pandemic!  ;-)
a president named Donald
who was busy fighting off all the fake news.
Then one day a pandemic closed the country,
and many thought the herd mentality was the way to go.

The herd mentality, the herd mentality,
That's the way to stop the coronavirus.

Here's another story of
a man named Trump,
who took hydroxychloroquine with zinc.

His doctors told him he was a nut, while 
Mike Pence still continues to kiss his butt.

However, the hydroxychloroquine wound up working
and everyone in the world is safe from the virus.

And now Donald Trump will win another election
even though Melania says he is too stressed to get an erection.


And that's the way the Donald gets re-elected.
And that's the story of Zoom looking like the Brady bunch!

So if you have any stimulus money, they say to invest in Zoom stock to become rich and not funny.

You can become rich, even if your a bitch, just invest your stimulus in Zoom and not have not live on the loom and doom.

That's the way we became the Zoom millionaire bunch! 
The Zoom millionaire bunch, The Zoom millionaire bunch!

The original theme song to the Brady Bunch
Here's the story of a man named Brady
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men living all together
yet they were all alone

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow.
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow form a family,
That's the way we all became the Brady bunch.

The Brady bunch, the Brady bunch.
That's the way we became the Brady bunch.
Hana Hou, (Encore)