"3 Guys in A Bar..." ' Marvin Gross' (Source)

Marvin Gross, Dakinetalks favorite comedian is back
retelling one of his favorite stories. Marvin
currently resides in Western N.Y. and is a
Financial consultant when not telling jokes...

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin , there's a better one. At McDougall's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and McDougall himself will buy your  third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a nice place.

 Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place called Jawoodski's. At Jawoodski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"

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