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| Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc" is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu.
He is a retired cinematographer,
and enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
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One Wayward Son... Or Is He..?
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.
I've found real passion with Hillary . She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Hillary said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Hillary can get better. She sure deserves it !
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
With love,
your son, Joshua.
P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home !" Oy Vey !!! sounds like he's no dummie :-)
Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared From Facebook...
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| Typical Hawaii! ;-) |
