Justin Case, Justin Time and Justin Sane..." "James "Kimo" Rosen"

"Please no more political telemarketers,
or I may go Justin Sane..!"

I usually screen all my phone calls, however I was in a good mood and decided to answer. I still do not have caller ID since it saves a  couple bucks a month. I pick up the phone and low and behold it's a political telemarketer for Congressional candidate Ed case.
Now If this person had not called me,Ed Case's chances of my vote would had been greater, however this person calls right at the time I am about to eat, therefore I took control of the conversation.

I told this person in a facetious manner  that  If Ed's parent's had named him Justin, his name would be  Justin case.

I said  to myself  many times  that Justin Case any political telemarketers call  I will do as Jerry Seinfeld did on a classic episode of the sitcom baring his name.

Here is what transpired in my conversation with the telemarketer, I modeled my response very similar to Jerry's.
 Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in knowing about Ed Case.
Me: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Telemarketer: Uh, I'm sorry  sir we're not allowed to give out our phone numbers.
Me: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer: That's correct sir.
Me: Well now you know how I feel.

Please note there is an excellent candidate for what most cities and county's call a district attorney, on Kaua'i they are called Prosecutor's. His name is Justin Kollar, I like to refer to him as 'Justin Time,' Justin Time for truth Justice the American way!

Please Justin, no telemarketers otherwise I may go Justin Sane.

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