"How Green Are You...?"

A good friend of mine was bragging to me and few others about how green she is.

I chime in and said oh yeah, you think your so green? Well I bicycle and walk everywhere. I re-use multiple times plastic and paper bags, I rake leaves and never use a leaf blower, my residence is all solar plus I have a sustainable garden!

My friend interrupts and says, really I'm greener than anyone, she proceeded to shed her clothes and sure enough she just came from a body painting event at the free beach and she was totally painted green.

I apologized and said you definitely are more green than me. It's not how green you look, it's how green you live!    ;D)