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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Valentines Day reminder... 'Obama Da Dog'

"Obama Da dog dressed in her valentines outfit that she bought half price, the day after valentines day...This blog starts with a Valentines day poem  submitted to the Garden Island news. Then leads into the long form blog that was the inspiration for this poem!This blog also  ran as an opinion article on Valentines day in the Garden Island News (02-14-12)
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-tuesday-february/article_d26f21a6-56b7-11e1-8980-0019bb2963f4.html


Roses are red violets are blue, I like to start the day with the Garden Island news!
Roses are red violets are blue,Valentines day can bring on the blues, so why not celebrate Valentines day, sometime in May or the very next day?
The day after everything goes on sale.  Restaurants are not as crowded, service will be less stressed and the menus may actually feature specials at reduced prices.

V.D. (Valentines Day) is a holiday that stresses romance. Many couples go out for dinner, have a few cocktails and try to romance the evening away.   Roses are more expensive than any other day,  heart shaped chocolate candies can cost an arm and a leg. Jewelry is also marked up for this special day.
Therefore remember; Roses are red, violets are blue, if your down on your luck this is how to get more bang for your buck!

There is now a pill called the morning after pill, which a woman can take if she thinks she may have become pregnant the night before, these pills are even sold in vending machines at many college campuses throughout the country.  In the same spirit of the morning after pill, why not celebrate Valentines day, the day after? The day after everything goes on sale anywhere from 50-90%, restaurants are not as crowded, service will be less stressed and the menus may actually feature specials at reduced prices.

V.D. (Valentines Day) is a holiday that stresses romance. Many couples go out to dinner, have a few cocktails and try to romance the evening away. VD (Valentines day) can cost an arm and a leg, many restaurants raise prices for the evening, roses are more expensive on VD than any other day of the year and the heart shaped chocolate candies can range in price from a few dollars to a few hundred depending on how exotic you go. Jewelry is also marked up for this special day.

Many woman like to buy  their men underwear with hearts on. This is actually a tradition in many parts of the world for men to wear undershorts with a heart on.


 
Just remember to use condom sense!   Happy Valentines Day!

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