"Don't forget dad..."

(My mom and dad in the 1970's....)

Photo above, Judith Whitehead

(Editor's note, We are accepting guest bloggers, send submissions to; jrsensei@hotmail.com  Judith Whitehead our guest blogger is a friend who is happily married with two adult sons, she resides in Amherst, N.Y, and has  worked in  the ophthalmology field for more than 25 years...) 

It’s time to fire up those grills, gather the family and get ready for that all important day to honor dad, Fathers Day. We need to spend as much time celebrating our Dads’ special day as we do for Mothers Day. For some reason Dads’ get the short end of the stick on this holiday and we need to recognize them for the value they bring to the table as well. So this year forget the” shirt and tie” boring thing, be inventive, be creative and surprise DAD with a well thought out gift and not just the after- thought he usually gets. Dads’ are special guys too and deserve the recognition; so make Sunday June 19Th all about dad and celebrate!!

Artificial insemination..."

We would like to welcome back guest blogger Anonymous Emailer, Enjoy!  :D)

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the
cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when
he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and
when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blond, asks, 'Tell
me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is
the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she
explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,'I guess it's to hang your pants on.

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