" A Womans poem..." 'Marvin Gross' (Source)

Marvin Gross a financial consultant from Western N.Y. shares some touching poetry... Enjoy!

I know that it’s old but I still laugh at it.

 A WOMAN'S POEM:

   Before I lay me down to sleep, 

   I pray for a man who's not a creep, 

   One who's handsome, smart and strong. 

   One who loves to listen long, 

   One who thinks before he speaks, 

   One who'll call, not wait for weeks.  

   I pray he's rich and self-employed,  

   And when I spend, won't be  annoyed.  

   Pull out my chair and hold my hand.  

   Massage my feet and help me stand.  

   Oh send a king to make me queen.  

   A man who loves to cook and clean.  

   I pray this man will love no other.  

   And relish visits with my mother. 

   

A MAN'S  POEM:

   I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with  

   big Breasts who owns a bar on a golf course,  

   and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This  

   doesn't rhyme and I don't give a poop.