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Thursday, June 30, 2016

Good Advice, cover your ass..." 'Obama Da Dog' (Source)

Obama Da Dog is a life long resident of Hawaii.
Obama  can be seen cruising Kapa'a town
with her best friend James "Kimo" Rosen!
Hope you smile or laugh after reading this!


 Good Advice, cover your ass




The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey 
that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of 
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter  the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop so he  ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted  the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN


The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.  

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop so he  ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:  
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!! You'll be a lot happier and live longer! 

Hana Hou, (Encore)