"Senior moment, we're all getting there..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)

"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.

Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...

'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
"I am PRO-CHOICE ON EVERYTHING WITH RESPONSIBILITY..."

Editor's note, Two 'Unc' Jokes in one day since "Dog owners
Predicament," (Blog #1671) was not allowed to post on Facebook where
dakinetalk blog gets it most exposure... I still love
Zuckenberg!  ;-)

Senior moment, we're all getting there.

Unc,Armed and Dangerous
 in basic training 1946.
Thanks for your service Unc!
Happy Veterans day!

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, said, "Officer, I don?t understand, I wasn?t doing over the speed limit! What did you pull me over for?" "Ma?am," the officer said, "You should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". 

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.

The officer, trying not to laugh, explains that 22 is the route number, not the speed limit. A little embarrassed, the woman smiled and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"Before I go Ma?am, I have to ask, is everyone ok? These women seem badly shaken and haven?t said a word since I pulled you over."

"Oh! they?ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 142".

 A note to Unc from Jack Lord star of the original Hawaii Five-O,
where "Unc" worked as a cinematographer

"The ultimate way to start the day, with a Kaua'i Sunrise!

Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared From Facebook...

"A dog owner's predicament resolved..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)

"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.

Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...

'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
"I am PRO-CHOICE ON EVERYTHING WITH RESPONSIBILITY..."

A dog owner's predicament resolved

A lady dog owner, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. 

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate. 

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.  I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."Do you really think that will work?" she asked. "Just worked for me," the vet replied. :-}

P.S. 
Check out Kimo Rosen's Youtube video of ;
Rat terrier & springer spaniel making love. This Youtube is 7 years old and has received to date 10,872 hits. Both dogs have since passed on to Doggie Heaven. RIP Toby and Dylan;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WunIDyXuMSQ

Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared From Facebook...

A rainy sunrise, 12-03-15~Kaua'i Hawai'i....