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Thursday, August 6, 2015

"11 husbands..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
"I am PRO-CHOICE ON EVERYTHING WITH RESPONSIBILITY..."

11 husbands

 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 11 husbands. 

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." 

"What??" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 11 times?" 

"Well, Husband #1  was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. 

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. 

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. 

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. 

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. 

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. 

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was lick his stamps ... God ! I miss him ! 

Husband #11 was a computer junkie :all he did was sit in front of the computer & blog on facebook.... :-(

"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" 

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why? " 

"Oh, you're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed !"
                                             



 A note to Unc from Jack Lord star of the original Hawaii Five-O,
where "Unc" worked as a cinematographer
"The ultimate way to start the day, with a Kaua'i Sunrise meme"

If you would like to see your own personal quote
on a breathtaking Kaua'i sunrise photo please contact
James "Kimo" Rosen


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