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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

"Yea Pat, can I buy a vowel...?" 'Obama Da Dog'

"Wouldn't you love it if the players on 'Wheel of Fortune' actually said some negative things during their intros?"
"Press release photo above of Pat Sajak and Vanna White courtesy of the Internet and wheel of fortune."

One of my favorite TV shows is wheel of fortune, I guess me and every person over 55 loves wheel of fortune!?

After the first round puzzle Pat Sajak introduces the players and they all say something about themselves. Usually something like I've been married for 10 years to my beautiful and awesome wife, who is also my best friend.  They always say positive things.  Now imagine if players really told the truth about their families and jobs, the introduction might sound something like this. "Yea Pat, I've been married to that drug addict  wife of mine for 12 years, she has  gained 60 lbs  and looks like hell. She recently caught me cheating with anther woman and that's the reason I am on wheel of fortune, divorces are expensive and I pray I win some good money and maybe a trip to get away with my new 21 year old girlfriend." "I have 3 teenage children that are in constant trouble with the law and I have not had a job in over 3 years so to pay the rent I have been dealing ice."

 Personally I think it would make the show more interesting if the players told truthful bios instead of all this positive crap that most likely just ain't true.

In the meantime I would like to solve the prize puzzle, Is it, "Go  blank  yourself? "Yes it is" replies host Pat Sajak, and you have just won a trip to Detroit's best drug rehab center where you will travel on a  beautiful  air conditioned Greyhound bus... 

Hana Hou, (Encore!)This same day January 5,2012  had two opinion articles of mine published, one in the Honolulu Staradvertiser, " "Kauai' Should follow Oahu on fireworks..." http://staradvertiser.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx  page A-10
And "Tomorrows news today..." In the Kauai garden Island news; 
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-thursday-january/article_19c856d0-3773-11e1-9424-0019bb2963f4.html

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