(Bloggers note- The names are all members of Kauai County council, for those of you not living on Kauai, just substitute your own city or county council members names in lieu of Kauai's.)
Joanne Yukimura is a lamp, because she has many bright idea's, plus being the mayor during Iniki was no cake walk.
Nadine Nakamura is an end table, she can support the lamp, is a rookie and needs to settle in.
Tim Bynum is the couch, since he is a little bigger than the chair.
Dickie Chang is the remote control, so we can turn him off or on, just like his television show.
Derek Kawakami is the HDTV, he's young and in the prime of his life, just like HDTV.
Mel Rapozo is the table, he lays it all out, and needs space to do it.
I still don't understand why the chair makes more than the couch?