"Finally Understanding Nothing.."(FUN)

Women still turn me on, but not like when I was a young man.

I grew up and realized that girls actually have bowel movements, perspire and can smell as bad as their male counterparts.

Young men in their late teens and early twenties are looking for one thing and one thing only.

One gets on in years and the sex is not what it was, sure it's still nice, but it's not exactly the nirvana it once was.

Young people will put up with venereal disease just to have sex.

Call me old, call me a dead beat, but sex is not all it's cracked up to be... (excuse the pun)

Let's go for a bike ride, let's power-walk, let's swim, let's walk the dog, Lets garden, and when the foreplay is over we can climax by doing lunch!

Sure is Fun getting on in years, to quote Gary Busey the letter's in fun stand for,"Finally Understanding Nothing..."

Anyone want to do lunch?   ;D)