"What time is it..?" 'Obama Da Dog'

"Do you want the time where we  just came from or do you want local time?"

http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-friday-june/article_2e219fce-c1c5-11e1-a469-001a4bcf887a.html  (check out the kudos to me  in the URL)

Recently as I stood in line at Costco outdoor cafe the woman in front of me asked a tourist couple, "Do you know what time it is?"There reply  was the one most visitors give thinking their retort was  witty and funny.

Here's what they said,
"Do you want the time where we  just came from or do you want local time, since our watches are still set to New York time, we will give you the time in New York, OK?"  

Please spare us that line, the only line that might be used more obnoxiously  is, "call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner," unless of course we are still on Japan time....