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Saturday, July 19, 2014

"Will Rogers Quotes..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Inspiration Sunday) (Source)

Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...

Will Rogers Quotes

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935* plane crash, was one of the Greatest political sages this country has ever known. * He said

*"Never squat while wearing your spurs" *

*Enjoy the following:*
* Never slap a man who's chewing  tobacco. *
* Never kick a cow chip on a hot  day. *
* There are two theories to arguing  with a woman. Neither works. *
* Never miss a good chance to shut up. *
* Always drink upstream from the herd. *
* If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. *
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. *
*8.** There are three kinds of men:*

* The ones that learn by reading.*
*The few who learn by observation.*
*The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence*
*And find out for themselves.*

*9.** Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.*

*10.** If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then* *to make sure it's still there.*

*11.** Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.*

*12.** After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.* *He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.*
*The moral**:  When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.*

*First  ~**Eventually  you will reach a point when you stop lying* about your age and start bragging about it.*

*Second  ~*
* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. *

*Third  ~** Some people try to turn back their odometers.* *Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.* *I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.*

*Fourth  ~** When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,* *think of Algebra.*

*Fifth  ~*
* You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

*Sixth  ~** I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.*

*Seventh  ~** One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.*

*Eighth  ~** One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.*

*Ninth  ~** Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.*

*Tenth  ~** Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,* *it was called witchcraft.* *Today it's called golf.*

*And,  finally ~** If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,** you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.*

A not to Chester from Jack Lord of the original
Hawaii Five-0 where Unc was the

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Renee Harden said...

via Facebook,

"Always loved Will Rogers...when 18, I got to see his Ranch near LA..."

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