| Guest-blogger,Robert Bitos Gandia.|
Robert is an avid cook (ono gandule rice) and always laughing!!
He works at Syngenta as a Research Associate.
Robert lives in Kekaha on Kauai's west-side and loves football!!
A priest, a Boy Scout, and Hillary Clinton were the only passengers on a small plane. The pilot died of a sudden heart attack and since none of the passengers knew how to fly a plane, they knew they were doomed.
They found two parachutes. Hillary Clinton grabbed one, put it on, and said, "I'm the smartest woman in the world and I'm destined to be President. Sorry, you two." And she jumped out.
The priest turned to the Boy Scout and said, "My son, you take the last parachute. It's time for me to meet the Lord."
The Boy Scout smiled and whipped out a parachute. "The Lord will have to wait a while, Father. The smartest woman in the world jumped out wearing my back pack."
1) The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went fishing.
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