"PSYCHIATRIST Vs BARTENDER..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)

"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.

Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...

'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
"I am PRO-CHOICE ON EVERYTHING WITH RESPONSIBILITY..."

PSYCHIATRIST Vs BARTENDER 

  EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO, I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:  
  
I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared, I think I'm going crazy. 
  
 Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink.  Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears. 
  
How much do you charge?  
  
 Eighty dollars per visit,  replied the doctor.  
  
I'll sleep on it, I said.  
  
Six months later, the doctor met me on the street. Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked.  
  
Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week, for a year, is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new Mecedes.  
  
Is that so? With a bit of an attitude, he said,  and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you ? 
  
He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under there now.  
  
FORGET THE SHRINKS...  
HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO A BARTENDER !  
IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION ! 
  
  

 A note to Unc from Jack Lord star of the original Hawaii Five-O,
where "Unc" worked as a cinematographer

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