"COMPLETE & FINISHED..!"

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

I beg to differ because there is.
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".
And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "COMPLETELY FINISHED"!

Much Mahalo to Anonymous emailer for submitting yet another wonderful insight, this time on language.

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"Welfare and jobs..."

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL550 and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed said, "You're bullshittin' me!"The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it”

This was submitted by my brother-in-law Marvin Gross who resides in the suburbs of Buffalo New York and is an investment counselor. He is pictured above with my sister Linda.  Mahalo Nui Loa Marvin!
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