A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN AND SAVED MY
PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
UPON GETTING BACK UP ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED THE DOG OUT AND TOLD ME THAT,
"ZE DOG IS OK, AND VILL BE FINE."
SO I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS A VET?
HE REPLIED, "VET? I'M F***ING SOAKED!"