"New Wine for Seniors..."

"New wine for Seniors.."

I kid you not.... New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE...

Sorry, I did not write this one, it was actually a joke I received by email, just had a little writers block.

"If you don't know how to cook..."

Recipes are a great guide when learning to cook, however any good chef can use a pinch of this and pinch of that and what's ever laying around and make it taste good.

Religion is good if you do not know how to pray, just as a recipe is good if you don't know how to cook, but nothing is better than one on one with the divine one.

In conclusion, God is great, religion is another story...