"New Wine for Seniors..."

"New wine for Seniors.."

I kid you not.... New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE...

Sorry, I did not write this one, it was actually a joke I received by email, just had a little writers block.