"Who is Da Boss..?" 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalks favorite Uncle is back (Chester "Unc" Lau)
Guest-blogging about body parts. "Unc" is a retired cinematographer
living his twilight years in Paradise (Hawai'i)  Enjoy!

Who is Da Boss ?

  
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.



 
"I should be in charge," said the brain , 
"Because I run all the body's systems, 
so without me nothing would happen." 


 
"I should be in charge," said the blood , 
"Because I circulate oxygen all over 
so without me you'd all waste away." 

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," 
Because I process food and give 
all of you energy." 
"I should be in charge," said the legs , 
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." 



 
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, 
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes." 
"I should be in charge," said the! rectum , 
"Because I'm responsible for 
waste removal."

 
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, 
he shut down tight.
 
Within a few days, 
the brain had a terrible headache, 
! the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, 
the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. 
They all decided that the 
rectum should be the boss. 
The Moral of the story? 
The asshole is usually in charge !!


 


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