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Thursday, September 18, 2014

"Giving birth..." 'Robert Bitos Gandia' (Source)

Guest-blogger,Robert Bitos Gandia.
Robert is an avid cook (ono gandule rice) and always laughing!!
He works at Syngenta as a Research Associate.
Robert lives in Kekaha on Kauai's west-side and loves football!!

Giving birth

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some really deep thinking on my part and on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:
'Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts.’

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is definitely more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion;
A year or so after giving birth, certain women are very often heard to say, "It might be nice to have another baby..."

On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would really love to have another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

P.S.
YouTube, How to open wine with a house key;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsjX9sYTTvA#t=103

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