www.thegardenisland.com

Monk Seal and Me...

Search This Blog

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

"My 300th blog..!"

This being my three hundredth (300Th) blog, it's now time to reflect on the previous 299.

I can see from my blogs administration page how many people read my blogs. The stats are staggering, it itemizes how many people access through the different social medias, such as facebook and twitter and also lets you know stats on how many people in other countries are reading your blogs.

There are folks from Australia, Malaysia, Russia, Canada, Switzerland, S. Korea, Germany, Nepal, Slovenia, Hungary,Belize,China, Thailand, Japan, Israel and almost every state in the union has logged into my blog at one time or another.

Blogging is therapy and if someone reads my blog and enjoys it, I feel accomplished, on the other hand if you don't enjoy today's blog, check back tomorrow since you never know where blog therapy may take us. It may take us to laughter or sadness, you may agree or dis-agree, however one things for sure, it  sure beats a visit to the doctors office.

Hope you enjoy the next 300!

"Hawaiian fused..."

(Editor's note, an attempt at more local humor...More 'Spam' (Spam is a canned mix of animal by products, the stuff hot-dogs are made of and worse) is consumed in Hawaii than anywhere else in the world, "Ono" means delicious, tree is pidgin for three, da is the...)

Restaurants all have their speciality these days, it's hard to make it without something new and exotic.

There are now Mexican restaurants fused with Hawaiian, there's Italian cuisine fused with a local touch.

These all sound mouth watering and delicious, however truth be told I have found 'local touch' and 'Hawaiian cuisine' to mean mixed with Hawaii's favorite meat.

Yes ,Spam is the secret ingredient for the incredible fusion and local touch, tree cheers for da spam kine dat man kine tinks is ono!

Monday, May 30, 2011

"Let's go surfing now..!"

The song says, "Lets go surfin now, every-one's working now..."

Surfing is a passion, something that just came natural to me, I try to surf on a daily basis. Surfing has introduced me to many new friends and I always am amazed by how much I learn each new time I surf.

There are many ways one can learn to surf, I am self taught, it's good to have a clear mind and no distractions while surfing.

Do not surf if you are extremely tired, or have been drinking. Surfing should be taken serious and there is so much to learn, balance, good eyes, and a good brain are mandatory when it comes time to surf.

Please join me in surfing, you can start by visiting this blog http://www.dakinetalk.blogspot.com/  on a daily basis, from there feel free to engage yourself fully in the Internet, who knows where you'll wind up. You may even wind up surfing into a website on how to surf.

Let's go surfin on the Internet NOW! C'mon and join e-harmony with me..!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Isn't Kauai awesome! Fiction are non-fiction?


(editors note, the enclosed  piece is  my attempt at local fictional humor, this is a parody on many local events and laws...)

Barking dogs on ancient Hawaiian burial grounds awaiting the arrival of the super-ferry ...

The flood flights are on so the super-ferry can see where they're going as shear-water seabirds take their final kamikaze dive into the lights.

We disembark from the super-ferry and make a call from our car and get arrested for talking on our cell phones while driving as we find out our children are in juvie for playing cops and robbers with their toy guns.

We are now in the back of the patrol car on route to the police station and the officer gives us two more tickets, one for not wearing my seat-belt and another for smoking. I put my garbage in a plastic bag and get another ticket, since plastic bags have become illegal in "PARADISE" too...

My girl-friend looks at me and says she is glad the gays now have civil unions and hopes to get home soon and smoke some medical marijuana and tell me she's gay.

To relax we decide to go Larson's beach and lay out in our birthday suits and disturb nobody, as we hear a man in the distance yelling, "HAOLE'S GO HOME!" . Isn't Kaua'i awesome!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

"Hope you make it..!"

None of us are getting any younger. Everyday we are all on day closer to what lies ahead.

Some believe in Heaven and Hell, others believe in re-incarnation and there are are those that believe in nothingness.

Orthodox Jews believe your soul lives on and will keep living in another human until such time as your G-dly mission is accomplished on earth.

Everyone believes something different about the afterlife, however anyone can experience heaven on earth especially those over 55.

Whatever your belief, since life is short, it's important when you get on in years to always go places and do things that offer a senior discount.

Here's how one can experience heaven on earth. Half price bus rides are available to seniors, discounted movie and concert tickets, plus many restaurants offer a senior menu, along with early bird specials.

The wait for heaven is over if you make it to 55! Hope you make it!

Friday, May 27, 2011

"Everyones been abused..."

The talk shows all interview celebrities with new books, it seems every celebrity who writes a book suddenly remembers some sort of sexual abuse while growing up, whether by a parent, sibling, uncle, cousin, or gym teacher.

They say in most cases sexual abuse is somebody the victim knows. A baby-sitter, a baseball coach, scout leader even the clergy are many times perpetrators of the such.

Thinking back on my childhood I can remember many instances that in these days may be construed as sexual abuse, but were in actuality just part of growing and being part of the human race.

My parents and many of your parents would be guilty in this day in age of child abuse if we were currently children.

If parents yell at their children, they are accused of verbal abuse, if they spank their children they are accused of physical abuse, and sometimes a simple hug may be interpreted as sexual abuse.

How many in my generation were spanked in public, or had the belt for punishment from their fathers? How many played doctor with their neighbors, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours?" How many played spin the bottle?

I remember my sister at age 16 going out with men in their 20's, of course with my parents approval.

Times were different back when, nowadays a teacher cannot even hug a student with fears the child will tell their parents and the parents interpret it as abuse and may ruin the teachers career.

Everyone is a victim these days, especially celebrities when it comes time to pitch their new books!

We have all either been physically, verbally or sexually abused. Next time you write a book, write a song or even blog, mention any kind of abuse and you are sure to prosper! I am hoping this blog  has many readers for the sheer reason it's about abuse.  ;D)

If all the abuses fail, you can always make up an addiction...

Thursday, May 26, 2011

"Some good sh-t..."

My doctor told me he needed a stool sample to follow up on some blood work to see if some positive results are really positive.

 A sample of poop is the only true way to confirm. He proceeds to write the paper work and gives me a container to take to the diagnostic lab close to my home.

I collect a stool sample in an awkward urine sample container, it wasn't easy but I figured out how to do it, which I do not even want to write about.

The next day I walk to the diagnostic lab and couldn't wait to tell the technician behind the counter, "man have I got some good sh-t for you!" Back in the day that phrase was meant to mean marijuana, however in this case it really was sh-t.

I go to my backpack to find the container and realize I left it at home, I was freaking out. The woman tech calmed me down and said no worries, just leave your underwear. Of course she was joking, but I found it quite amusing in my hour of stress.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

"Cats, cats and more cats..."

I was watching American idol and heard what sounded like many cats conversing outside my door. I went outside flashlight in hand to survey the situation and see what the cats were up to. Looking under bushes, up trees and even on my rooftop, no cats, but the constant meowing of what sounded like felines in heat.

My neighbor comes by to tell she called the humane society to come and rescue the cats. We both search for these kittens or cats and find nothing but the sounds of cats surrounding and encompassing us.

It felt like we were in the 'Twilight zone,' no feline creatures in sight, just agonizing repeated obnoxious  cries of meowing everywhere.

Upon further look, I find 4 different birds wedged in  the rafters supporting my roof. These birds looked like mice with wings. Could these tiny birds be making that noise?

I went online and googled; "Birds that sound like cats,"  sure enough there are birds that sound exactly like cats and sometimes are mistaken for crying babies. These birds are called "Cat birds." (quite an original name) ;D)
http://www.suite101.com/content/grey-catbird-call-sounds-like-cat-mewing-a187296

"Cat Birds" are not common on the island I live on, but did some research to find out they are to be found on 'Oahu' just 60 miles south of where I live.

Next time you hear a cat in heat or a crying baby, look up in the sky, 'It's a bird, it's a plane, it's not superman but rather flying mice that sound like cats."

I finally got back to American Idol with Randy Jackson screaming, "Scotty's in it to win it!" At that point I came to the realization that the cat birds were  more entertaining than American idol.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

"Let's pick better enemies..."

Imagine being a man in your early twenties or late teens, at a time when your testosterone is at an all time high, on top of that being in the military and being on active combat duty makes for even a higher testosterone count. Now imagine being in Iraq or Afghanistan and being one of these men?

Compare this to the Vietnam war era, granted war sucks and testosterone is running high for numerous reasons, however when the soldiers were granted furlough they went to town and partied with good drugs and beautiful woman.

Where to our male soldiers go to release stress in the current middle east wars?

Given a furlough weekend what do they do, go to Tehran and try to pick up a beautiful woman in a Burqa?

Our men will soon wind up killing each other if we don't get out of Iraq and Afghanistan soon.

Nobody likes war but next time our country decides to fight someone, at least fight a society with good looking woman and woman who like to party. Let's pick better enemies next time around, maybe Brazil, Chile, or Italy would be good enemies!?

Monday, May 23, 2011

"Somebody still needs to clean the toilets..."

We praise our kids and give them trophies for everything, even the worst kid on the team gets a trophy, because G-d forbid their little feelings may be hurt.

Nobody mentions cleaning ladies making $25.00 an hour, landscapers and gardeners making 50.00 an hour. Dishwashers, bus-drivers and garbage men are making more than many college educated professionals.

The reality is for society to function properly everyone cannot be equal. We need people to wash windows and work in sewers. Everyone in America has this feeling of entitlement.

Everyone is not a Donald Trump. There are many reasons for the downed economy, war, corporations not paying their fair share of taxes, however the most overlooked reason for the bad economy is nobody really wants to work.

Let's quit praising our kids for picking their noses, let's get back to basics, only then will society begin to function normally again. After-all somebody still needs to clean the toilet.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

"Stupid Laws..."

If you thought your local city council makes some weird laws, check out the enclosed true laws around various cities around America, these are all true, google them if you wish....

In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted."

In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.

In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

In Chico, California, the city council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In Pennsylvania it is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel...however up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

Last but not least my favorite; in New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someones head for fun.

Next time you think your local government is out of their mind, refer back to these crazy but true laws.

Politicians made these laws, therefore  I  definitely feel I have the confidence to run for my local Kaua'i county council in 2012!

"Dogs are people too..!"

My dog is my constant companion and one of the nicest persons I have ever met. We travel on foot and bicycle daily doing our chores, errands and routines.

Strangers continually walk up to my dog and start petting her and speaking baby talk to her, most do not ask permission and if they did ask I would say, I would appreciate if you did not pet her, she is a certified service dog and needs to know I am her master and the one needing her services. I am also a germaphobe and do not know where peoples hands have been, once they  pet my dog, I pet my dog and who knows....

My dog is like my child, I wouldn't go up and touch someones child, why do people feel it's proper to grope my dog?

Please remember to ask permission before petting someones dog, next time someone asks can I pet your dog, I will say do you mind if I pet you!?

Friday, May 20, 2011

" A sign of the Times..."

(*Editors note, The Island of Kauai was recently saddened with the sale of a local grocery chain named "Big Save," it was bought by anoither grocery chaiin named, "Times.")
http://thegardenisland.com/news/local/article_fb9acf42-8135-11e0-9346-001cc4c002e0.html

'Big Save' Kapa'a is my favorite grocery store for numerous reasons and feel saddened that Times supermarkets will be taking over the Big Save chain of stores, commencing this coming July. I guess this is a sign of the "TIMES."

'Big Save' has the friendliest cashiers, when plastic was still available for bagging groceries the clerks would double bag me without even asking since they knew I ride a bike, and didn't want the bags to possibly break on the ride home.

I frequent the Kapa'a store since I never buy a lot of groceries at once, there's only so much one can haul on a bike, therefore I made it my business to check on an almost daily basis for red tag specials. There is usually yogurts marked down to between ten to fifty cents, 5 lb bricks of cheese for $1.00, Hebrew national hot-dogs for $1.00, Pillsbury quick bake muffing for $1.00, large packages of cold-cuts for 1.00 and just about any item that may be about about ready to expire is discounted on a daily basis.

I have walked out of that store with retail values of 80.00 that i purchase for less than 10.00. , hence the name "Big Save.!"

I hope Times will keep all the current employees and continue with the Big save tradition of Aloha, community and Big savings.

Hopefully this will be a smooth transition not only for Big Save employees but for the people that considered Big Save their Ohana. (family)

May Big Savings continue with the sign of the Times!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

"Keep your spirits up, Japanese people..!"

I lived in Japan for one year teaching English in 2002-2003, it was one of the best experiences of my life. I wrote a book of essays back in 2004 about my experiences in Japan, called "Planet Japan." (The book was self published and never became a bestseller, however I have a few copies left if anyone is interested. I still never recouped my printing bill so if anyone wants one, I will gift it to you.

(email me your address, I will send you the book, if you like and enjoy the book you can then send me a monetary gift to cover expenses.)

I fell in love with the people, culture and food and even had a hard time re-adjusting to America and it's rudeness.

The respect,honor and integrity of the Japanese people(nihon-jin) amazes me.

I suffered reverse culture shock and found myself not enjoying much of anything upon my return to America.

If I hadn't become sick I would be living in Japan today!

 Japan has been out of the news lately with all the news of Osama bin Laden but our neighbors disaster is ongoing and  they are still in danger of radiation exposure and the search for bodies continues.

 To all my ( Nihon-jin Tomodachi's) Japanese friends may G-d Bless your health,your families friends and a speedy recovery with plentiful food for all. AMEN!

Gambette Nihon-jin! (Keep your spirits up Japanese people!)

"An eye for an eye..."

editors note, this blog idea is paraphrased in parts from Bill Maher's show Real time,May 13Th,. 2011, on HBO.)

The United states is so called, 'A Christian Nation," how ironic that many of the 'so called Christians' are cheering and celebrating the death of Bin Laden.

The New testament throughout speaks of forgiveness, loving thy enemy and neighbor, and turning the other cheek. If your a follower of the guy that repeatedly said , "love your enemies, you need to come up with a new name for yourselves and should not call yourselves Christian's.

Shooting thy enemy is not exactly what Jesus would do. "Gandhi gets to call  himself a Christian,  in fact Gandhi was so Christian he was Hindu."

Calling yourselves a Christian and rejoicing in killing according to Bill Maher is like "Joining Green Peace and hating whales."

President Obama said recently on 60 minutes, "Anyone who questions Bin Laden's assassination should have their head examined," this coming from our president who's says he receives scripture on his blackberry first thing every morning.

Don't get me wrong, I am elated Bin Laden is finally officially dead, but find it ironic that so many calling themselves Christians elate in killing.

I am Jewish, we believe in an eye for an eye,  which in the death of Bin Laden was fully warranted.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

"If everyone tightened their belts..!"

The Garden island newspaper ran an opinion piece in this past Sundays newspaper titled, " End apathy: get involved in county budget process." http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/editorial/article_2e947ca2-7ecc-11e0-bca8-001cc4c03286.html?mode=story

May I suggest a simple solution to a complex budget; as we near the completion of the mayors proposed budget with final voting and public testimony on May 25Th.

Kaua'i county needs to keep some of this money for a rainy day fund, budget cuts straight across the board, at 20% starting with each of the 7 overpaid council members making $56,000 a year,(the chair makes an additional $7,000) $500 a moth car allowance and some of the best health insurance available to man.(and woman)

Nobody needs a pay raise with taxpayer money and a 20% cut across the board makes for a simple and money saving technique that could easily be employed if everyone tightened their belts and from the looks of things many of the council members have been eating quite well and could easily stand tightening their belts.

County Council members are listed as a part time job, the salary should be as such, these are public servants folks. They work for us!

Get involved, voice your opinions with public testimony, letters to the editor or by standing on the street corner with a sign that reads,"Enough already," or something you feel passionate about.

Friday, May 13, 2011

"The number one Aloha award!.."

If there is an award of 'Aloha' from the county of Kaua'i or the Kaua'i tourism authority it should without a doubt go to Burger King ,Kapa'a.

Most days I pay a visit for a cup of tea and glass of water. I sit in the same seat every visit writing letters to the editor, blogging and reading TGI.

Many visitors enter the door and proceed directly to the restrooms without ordering a thing, when they are finished with their business they leave without a purchase. One day I counted fifteen people in a thirty minute time-frame.

The staff see's all this, smiles and says nothing. Everything costs money, usually restaurants allow usage of the restrooms for patrons however Burger King acts as an ambassador of Aloha for those needing to relieve themselves.

Kapa'a Burger King is not only number one in Burgers but number one in the number one and number two business.

I am sure there are other establishments that do the same, going on and beyond the call of duty, however Burger King Kapa'a should be acknowledged for their unselfish aloha to visitors, the homeless and anyone who needs a restroom. You may even wish to try the food when you are done with your business, I am told they use local grown tomatoes on all their burgers and the french fries have zero trans fats!

"The conspiracy..."

The recent alleged assassination of Osama Bin Laden has paved the way for conspiracy theorists saying Bin Laden is not really dead.

Many are saying it is a distraction from the Fukushima nuclear disaster and the terrible economy and the many disasters happening at this time in history. The financial situation is not great, the presidents ratings were down, why not capture Bin-Laden at this time and become a hero?

Bin Laden had Kidney disease back in 2001 and many are saying he's been dead for over 10 years and the US has been waiting for the proper time to announce his death, also if Bin-laden was as sick as they say there would had been medical equipment all over the place, since he needed dialysis. Why was he buried at sea right after his death, there's no sea in the dessert where he lived?

I think Saturday night live on a recent 'Weekend Update' may have said it all, "President Obama may be the first black man that ever had to prove he killed someone."

Although I believe this is a conspiracy, I still love president Obama, I voted for him and would vote for him again if the election were tomorrow. The Bush administration knew of this conspiracy too, they were planning on using Bin-Laden's death to get McCain elected however the economy crashed at election time and with all the bailouts and chaos the administration decided it was not the proper time, both administrations have known of this.
For more info on this conspiracy, check out Jim Marr's at http://www.disinfo.com/2011/05/jim-marrs-on-obama-and-osama/

Why are being lied too? If we are not being lied to please comfort us in releasing the photos!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

"What's really happening..."

My blood results were in, my doctor tells me don't worry, it's probably nothing. If it was nothing why do we need further tests and antibiotic treatment? It may be nothing, probably is nothing, but the paranoia in the back of my head starts thinking about the end.

None of us know how long we have to live, it's a mystery. We could be in a car wreck tomorrow, or get hit in a crosswalk by a bus, or find out you have untreatable stage 4 cancer and are given 6 months to live, but go on of for 20 more years.

This all gets one thinking about life and how you treat others and how others treat you.

How do we know that the waitress we are irritable with because she forgot our water, or took the order for the table that came in after us, before us, might be because she just heard heart wrenching news?

Maybe a loved one just died, maybe she just got positive results form a mammogram, maybe she's getting divorced?

Next time your driving, walking or visiting with friends and see the person next to you crying, or next time someone in the service business is forgetful, or someone seems to be mistreating you, give a smile, give a head nod, or if it feels right initiate a hug, it may just be what makes their day. I am betting it will most definitely make yours too!

"Marathons are becoming full time jobs..."

I am not a marathon runner however many of friends and relatives enjoy the hoopla, energy and health benefits of the marathon scene.

People from all over the world actually go on tour,scheduling one marathon after another. Many marathons have a high purse for the top finishers, and other less known marathons are run just for the sport.

Most marathons are usually won by runners from Kenya or Ethiopia, these people overwhelmingly control the finish line. Since 1997 five Kenyan men have won the New York marathon and  the fifth time for a Kenyan woman since 1994. In addition, Kenyan men have won all but one of the past 12 Boston Marathons.
http://marathon.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/12/ethiopian-system-built-to-groom-marathoners/

How many Americans travel to Kenya or Ethiopia to run in Marathons? My guess is not many for the obvious reason, it is not easy economics, that's if those countries even have marathons?

I feel that Marathons in the United States should be for citizens of the United States, other countries could enter but not take the purse. The same for other countries sponsoring marathons. I believe only the citizens of the host country should be eligible for the purse.

Marathons in the United states are becoming full time jobs for many Kenyans and Ethiopians, it's time we keep the money in our own backyard and support America!

Monday, May 9, 2011

"Why all the hoopla over Osama vs. Obama...?"

Why all the confusion and hoopla in the media with newscasters stumbling over Obama and Osama?

Generally as is the case with the President we call him 'Obama," using his last name as is the case of almost all news using peoples names.

To make it simple and proper and no need for tongue twisters all the media had to do was identify Osama the way he should had been identified, by his family (last) name, "Bin-Laden."

The stories could had read, Obama captures bin Laden, period!

Now just show us the photos!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

"Obama keeps a poker face..."


Obama is one slick dude who can keep a poker face when needed, he is very good at what he does and we will probably never know all the facts around the demise of Osama Bin Laden.

If Bin Laden had been brought in alive it would had be a circus and cost the American taxpayers millions in legalities at a time when we least can afford it.

I believe Obama ordered shoot to kill, and that's one of the reasons photos are not being released.

I think they should make all pictures of all who are killed in wars available to the public. It might help the horror of war sink in.

War is not a game of fairness, war is war...

Driver education classes in the US show photos of horrible bloody accidents to students, Why? Because the visuals speak volumes!

Photos of every man and woman in body bags coming home from Iraq and Afghanistan should be televised and photographed too, as was the case during the Vietnam war. I believe this would enlighten many to the horror of war and eventually end our endless battles.

There is a need to see photos of Bin Laden's demise, just as there was a need to see photos of JFK's assassination, Saddam Hussein's hanging, and people jumping out of the twin towers to their deaths. Those photos were powerful, and spoke volumes on terrorism that words alone couldn't.

"Every picture tells a story,don't it?" My favorite expression, "a picture is worth a thousand words."



Saturday, May 7, 2011

"Barack hits home run or does he..?"

(editors note, the following is my attempt at political humor, any similarities between this and actually events may or may not have happened.)

Barack Obama finally hit a home-run with the assassination of the worlds most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden.

The president has gone through his fare share of stress with many GOP'ers and tea partiers questioning his birth place, and religion.

He finally quiets the right with showing the long form birth certificate everyone wanted to see. Now we have an all new can of worms that could easily be dissolved by just releasing the images of Bin Laden's demise.

Photos will put closure on this, why drag it out and give the birthers reason to question? We have major issues going on in our great country and to be questioning the authenticity of this milestone event is ludicrous.

The whole mission with the Navy seals capturing and killing Bin Laden was videotaped and photographed, the President and a few top officials saw those images. I believe the President wanted to show the world the photos, but there is one major obstacle in his way. They say behind every good man there lies a woman, and my opinion is that the first lady told the president, "Barack if you release those photos no more you know what for you.!"

Men are visual beings, men get off on images, women get off on emotions, could it be that Michelle O is having major influence over the commander-in-chief? What men won't do for a little fun...

Friday, May 6, 2011

"It's Disturbing..."

 It's disturbing to me that people like Donald Trump, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity will continue their rants as they did with the birth certificate incident until such time as photos are released. Not releasing photos gives way to conspiracy theorists, when Saddam Hussein was Hung the U.S. released photos of his death, and there were no repercussions.

When JFK was assassinated we saw that visual numerous times, in the meantime the networks show images of a nice looking man in a turban, show the bullet ridden body of this modern day Hitler, by showing the photos it may deter someone from acts of violence and will shut up the right!

We finally shut the birthers up and now give way for a whole new spin zone, just show the photos, we are not children, we can handle it.

The controversial filmmaker Michael Moore says, Osama bin Laden was executed and this is the reason the government is not releasing any images of the death of bin Laden?

I believe our President made a great move, taking down Bin Laden and saving the taxpayers millions of dollars if he would had been captured alive and gone to trial.

The world is a better place without this modern day Hitler.

Remember "show me the money," how about, "just show us the photos!"

Thursday, May 5, 2011

"Just relase the photos..!"

The controversial filmmaker Michael Moore says, Osama bin Laden was executed and this is the reason the government is not releasing any images of the death of bin Laden.

Moore goes on to say, "common sense tells you he was executed. That was the plan all along. Just tell us that and quit treating us like children." I have a lot of faith in Obama, but we've received three different stories in three days. We heard, "There was a firefight." "He used a woman as a shield." Now it turns out none of these things were true. He wasn't armed."

On a lighter note;Donald Trump says he needs to see a death certificate...Sara Palin, says she often saw Osama Bin Laden from her back door.

Back to reality, who cares if Bin Laden was executed, he was a modern day Adolph Hitler and the world is a better place without him. If we had taken Bin Laden alive it would had cost millions in taxpayer money during the worst economic crisis since the great depression.

The world is a better place without this villian.

Please Mr. President,. we love you, just release the photos!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

"A letter to my president..!"

Please Mr.President, I think you are a great man, just release the images of Osama Bin Laden.

Why give Donald Trump and his entourage more excuses to demand and reason to doubt? You finally shut up the birthers with the release of your birth certificate. The average person is not of your intellect, therefore by releasing the photos you will save yourself much grief and stress.

America can handle a little blood and guts, America needs to see physical evidence, please release the photos, we all have seen and witnessed much worse in movies, video games and television.

It's time not only to see images of Bin Laden's demise but to see photos of our soldiers coming home daily in body bags.

Mahalos with respect,

James "Kimo" Rosen

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

"What really happened..?"

Why was the historic capture and assassination of Bin Laden not photographed? The police videotape everything these days, even when I was issued a trespass warning last June, the police had two video camera's rolling of my every word.

Everyone has cell phones, why didn't the navy seals take pictures of Bin laden's bullet ridden dead body with their cell phones as proof?

What really happened? Is this for political ratings, will this trigger more terrorism, are we even being told the truth?

On a lighter note, Sara Palin couldn't get over that Navy 'seals' completed such a mission, she said when she saw the 'seals' at sea world she wasn't aware they could assassinate terrorists. :D)

Monday, May 2, 2011

Why are they called 'Cockroaches'..?"

The American cockroach is the largest cockroach found in houses. Females can hatch up to 150 offspring per year. Cockroaches don’t get their wings until they become adults. Hawaii has many flying cockroaches and sometimes fly right into your face.

Cockroaches eat just about anything and are known to spread disease and bacterias, salmonella is commonly spread by cockroaches.

Hawaii with it's tropical climate is a breeding ground for cockroaches, besides being scary looking and major pests they also help control the insect population.

The main question remains is the name, when broken down you have the word "Cock," which is slang for Penis, you have the word "Roach" which is slang for the small butt end of a marijuana joint.

The word 'Cockroach' translates to Penis-Bug, ask any woman aren't all Penis's bugs?

But do they fly and eat everything in sight? That's why they call it a 'Roach,' since it eats everything in sight as what happens when you smoke a roach.

That's the story of the 'Cockroach,' had to write something after fumigating my place and taking some good cockroach pictures. I needed to write something to utilize the photo in this blog, sorry but that's all I could come up with! ;D)

I guess you can tell from this writing the fumes from bombing my place must had gone to my head.

Anyone want to try your own creative definition of Cockroach? I'm looking forward to hearing from all of you! ;D)...

Sunday, May 1, 2011

"Obama needs to show placenta..."


Jay Leno recently told the following joke; "President Obama has shown his long form birth certificate and still the tea party doesn't believe he was born in America, they are now demanding to see his placenta as proof."

Many GOP'ers are now demanding to see Obama's transcripts from Harvard. When will this subliminal racism stop. People will not say it, but what they are saying is how could a black man get into Harvard, there must be some sort of conspiracy theory.

Our great country needs to get on with business and not keep running the government as some kind of reality show. The reality is we all need to work together. Republicans and Democrats cannot even agree on what to disagree on, if this craziness continues we are doomed.

The UK is in as much a financial meltdown as the US and they just spent over 60 million dollars on a wedding for William and what's her face. The Brits should be ashamed of their government for spending their hard earned tax dollars on a Royal wedding, while a world recession lingers...

The world is a financial mess because of the people we elected. We need to demand immediate pay cuts for those telling everyone else they need to take pay cuts. The recent Royal wedding was a disgrace and America seemed obsessed with this, ironically one of the reasons our founding fathers came to America was to abolish Royalty. Why the obsession with something our founding fathers despised?

We penalize the poor and middle class to benefit politicians, the rich and Royal families. Once we cut defensive spending and get out of 3 wars we don't belong in and numerous occupancies in countries we are allies with, and demand mandatory pay-cuts for all politicians, then only then can we even consider a recovery.