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Dakinetalks favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
is back talking about a Jewish Tie salesman. Dis funny! and on another note
Unc talks politics (Kim Jung Un) in this 2 for one special Monday edition.
Unc talks politics (Kim Jung Un) in this 2 for one special Monday edition.
"Unc" is a retired cinematographer currently living
on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu.
The Jewish Tie Salesman
A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.
The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel ! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water "
"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."
"Pahh ! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but... I must conserve my energy and find water !"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need... Go In Peace."
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped...
"They won't let me in without a tie !
Hana Hou, (Encore) 2 for 1 Monday blog, Mahalo "Unc"
Kim Jung Un the puppet in the North Korean Military /Industrial complex who is asking for B2 or Drone attacks.
Kim Jung Un had NO military experience
whatsoever before Daddy made him a
four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had
never accomplished anything in his life that would
even come close to military leadership.
He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop,
coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.
So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea .
Terrific!-
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I'm sorry.
I just remembered that we did the same thing.
We took an arrogant spoiled brat, who had never commanded a squad in uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget but can start two endless wars to kill or wounded thousanda of our beloved military !!! and we made him our "Beloved Leader" of the United States
TWICE !!!
I'm sorry I brought this up.
