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| Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc" is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu.
He is a retired cinematographer,
and enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
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One Wayward Son... Or Is He..?
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.
I've found real passion with Hillary . She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Hillary said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Hillary can get better. She sure deserves it !
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
With love,
your son, Joshua.
P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home !" Oy Vey !!! sounds like he's no dummie :-)
Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared From Facebook...
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5 comments:
I lost a good friend ,ie..WINDOWS XP WITH 250 MILLION WORLD WIDE WINDOWS XP USERS !!! MICROSOFT MADE A MISTAKE NOT SUPPORTING WINDOWS XP ANY MORE,W-XP WITH EUDORA MAIL BOX WAS THE BEST,CLEAR & EASY TO NAVIGATE,MAYBE I''LL CHECK OUT APPLE COMPUTERS,BILL GATES,ARE YOU LISTENING ?
Our Government still uses XP, I still use XP, the only thing Microsoft no longer supports or updates, doesn't matter still works great! wink emoticon The good news is you can buy older computers on craigslist with XP for next to nothing too! wink emoticon
have to resound here, before I see the ending, because otherwise I can't answer at all. Will check out ending and try and find my way back. I get lost in cyberspace. Guess what I watched last night. Close encounters. Three versions and good as new....Wish you were here....
Unc. I think Kimo and I should fly over and take you to lunch at the Waikiki Yacht Club. Kimo, are you listening?
Great idea,but I am crying because my Windows XP will be beheaded by Microsoft & Bill Gates is too busy counting his money & wants more...help !!! Apple computers ,time for you to compete with reliable OP that we ALL can trust.
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