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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

"Imagination..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Wednesday)

Bettejo Dux has lived on the cosmic Garden Island of Kaua'i for over 40 years.
Bettejo is a regular columnist in the Garden Island news and is the author of the
famed novella, "The Scam."

www.bettejodux.com


IMAGINATION
Isn’t that a beautiful word?  It rolls tartishly off the tongue. Yes it does, yes it does. Think about it.

It has a sly, sassy happy hooker glance- come on, baby, dance with me- feel about it.

Albert Einstein said, “Imagination…is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.”

Ain’t dat’da’trut? You betcha.

It is an absolutely delightful human quality. A grand dimension. It created Alice in Wonderland, the Hobbit, the black stallion and Ricky Ticky Tavi.

It is a fiction writer’s right arm, right  brain, right thinking gift.  It is a very healthy human quality. If other animals  have the ability to imagine we would have to imagine it. I can imagine a horse imagining an endless rolling tasty luscious green pasture. American Indians imagined a happy hunting ground. A place where all the kill came back to life to do it all over again. Maybe this time getting away. Maybe next time sending the hunter off to die and return.

Do you know who are the three best liars in the world? Thespians. What could be a bigger lie than being another person for three whole acts on a

stage? Novelists. Everything in a novel is a lie. It’s made up vividly in the mind. Projected in black and white print on paper or screen. And, last but

not least, politicians. They, poor things, cannot tell the truth. Isn’t that odd?

Creative imagination and artistic expression go hand-in-hand.

Sculptures say they imagine the horse they see in the marble and just chip everything away ’til it’s revealed. Painters see  a starry starry night and

then fill a canvas with the color and shape  it needs to bring it out for other eyes to see. Composers, like Mozart and Beethoven, hear notes in their

heads they jot down and send to musicians to fill the world with glorious music.

Kids imagine all kinds of things. Scary things under the bed. Santa Claus and reindeer. Easter bunnies who lay eggs and angry dragons with

whippity tails and long snappy teeth and flaming fire breath.

While it’s true there are good imaginations and bad imaginations, I think good imaginations prevail. Otherwise we’d all end walking around in

cloud cuckoo land.

A vivid imagination is very different from a cast in concrete belief. Imagination is often playful. A belief is almost always a snarly rigid structure it’s best not to fool around with.Belief is a strait- jacket, imagination is free. Distinction between imagination and belief depends on religion, tradition and culture.

Whatever it is, never step on a kid’s wings, on a child’s imagination. Let them fly. Teach kids it is not true, but teach them to use it creatively. It’s a positive, great human quality. Nothing in life can be created if it is first not imagined in the mind. This is where creation comes from. It involves many different brain functions, emotion, memory, thought. Portions of the brain where multiple functions occur.

Lively diversity always trumps rigor.

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Monday, December 9, 2013

"If the President were gay..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen'

Concerning  gay issues...
To quote Jerry Seinfeld; "Not that there's anything wrong with it!"

If the President were gay

Who would had thought  50 years ago a black man would be president of the United states. It wasn't that long ago that blacks were slaves in America.

Hawai'i has recently  legalized same sex marriage, it is only a matter of time until same sex marriage becomes law in all 50 states. "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

With same sex marriage becoming more and more acceptable will there come a day when we have a same sex couple in the White-house?

Imagine the President of the United states being a gay man and I don't mean happy. If this man was married to another man what would we call his significant other? We call the wife of the President the first lady. If a woman was ever president the husband would be the first man. The question remains what would  the partner of a same sex marriage President be called?

I could make some jokes but know they would be taken out  of context. We could call them the first homosexual, or in the case of a woman president having a woman partner we could call her the first lesbian. How about the first gay?

Personally I still feel marriage is a union between a man and woman, at least that's what my oxford dictionary continues to tell me. I have no objection to gay people. However I still believe the term marriage is not the appropriate word for a life long bond of love between gay couples. I have said in the past to call it a "Garriage." Give the gays a word of their own. When you take the G from gay and delete the M in marriage you have "Garriage." 'Garriage' would have all the same benefits and properties as marriage but would stand on it's own. This way if you ever got an invitation for a garriage you know it would be a garriage and not a marriage.

Getting back to  what you would call the President's  significant partner should a gay man or woman ever become president?   My Hawai'ian friends might say, "the first dakine!" better yet ,clean and simple, just call it the first.

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Sunday, December 8, 2013

The Professor in Africa..." 'Obama da dog) (From somewhere on Facebook)

Obama Da Dog shares another one of her Facebook words of wisdom!


The Professor in Africa

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

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Saturday, December 7, 2013

"The most enjoyable time of the year..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspiration Sunday)

Judith Whitehead has worked in the ophthalmology field of medicine
for almost 35 years. She currently resides  in Amherst N.Y.


The most enjoyable time of the year

 December is one of the most enjoyable times of the year; not because it's my birthday or Chanukah or Christmas or New years, although they all keep the spirits bright but because it is the holiday time of giving...sharing...and celebrating the year that has gone by.

  It's the time to reconnect with family and friends that we haven't seen for a  while, show others that we appreciate them and celebrate with good food and conversation. 

This weekend, as last I will connect with friends, eat and be "merry" - thank all those that have inspired me and shared in my year and remember how  lucky I am to have all those people in my life. Here's to good friends, good company and good food to share and here's to a new year 2014 as being a healthy and happy one for all. 

P.S. Check out this YouTube-Huffingtonpost video on opening a can without a can opener; 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/03/open-can-without-can-opener-video_n_4372906.html


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Thursday, December 5, 2013

"Your fired..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen'

James "Kimo" Rose pictured above with Obama Da Dog in 2008,
the day Obama adopted him. A hard subject for anyone
 to talk about is firing a nice guy. Enjoy!

Your fired

Why is it that the local sports media is being so tame concerning  UH head football coach Norm Chow after having a terrible first two seasons.  This past season the Rainbow Warriors  were 1-11.

Chow  is being given a free pass by local media since everyone is gun shy since he is the first Asian coach to coach UH football  in a predominately white mans  coaching league. There are only two Asian head coaches in the college ranks,Ken Niumatalolo (Naval Academy) and  Chow . There are no Asian head coaches in the NFL.

Norm Chow may be a nice guy and gentleman however as the states highest paid employee at $550,000 ,  nearly 4 times what the Governor makes.

 It's time for Chow to step down or as Donald Trump might say, "Your fired!'

P.S.Google maps is so cool. type in the address of your childhood home and you can see what it looks like now! unreal! https://maps.google.com/

P.S.S. Check out this great YouTube;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_gOZDWQj3Q

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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

"The Honeymoon, 20 years later..." 'Obama da Dog' (Source)

Obama Da Dog is a lifelong Hawa'iian, born and raised on the cosmic Garden
Island of Kaua'i. Obama and her master have a regular column it the Garden Island news
every other Monday.


The Honeymoon, 20 years later

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: November, 24th; 2013
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.

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Tuesday, December 3, 2013

"SELF HEALERS..." 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Monday)

Bettejo Dux a self proclaimed self healer, she talks about her journey of self healing
in today's blog.  Bettejo has lived on the Cosmic garden Island of Kauai for over 40 years.
Bettejo has a weekly column in the Kauai garden island news
and is the author of the famed Novella "The Scam."

www.bettejodux.com


SELF HEALERS

“Do you know,” she set the stage, “there are people who’ve learned  to heal themselves?

“Not.”

“Yep.”

“How can you possibly know that?”

“‘Because I’m one.”

The silence was deafening.

“That’s’cause you’re never sick.”

“That’s half the answer,” she replied. “But I had to learn  to get well and stay well before I learned the art of self-healing.”

“Art. Bah.”

“Nope. It is an art and it was years in the making. Paid off, too.”

“Might’s well  sit down. She’s gonna expound like it or not.”

“You can leave.”

“Nope. Food and wine and goofy conversation are  too good to miss.”

“Especially the food and wine part.”

She fluffed her hair and took center stage. “Do you know there are very few people who've ever experienced good health? They chug along with aches and pains and ailments. It’s kind’a what they become. One big ache, pain and ailment. Symptoms galore. Ignored until they run to  the pill pushers to relieve them.”

“Pill pushers. She means the doctor.”

“Yep. They treat the symptoms. Out’a sight, out’a mind. Ignore what caused ‘em. To learn the art of self-healing you go for the gold. Why do I have this dam headache anyway…”

“Have another glass of wine.”

“…well certainly not because I lack aspirin.”

” We’ll give you that one.”

“When the self-healer sets out on her long lonely scary journey, she stops labeling symptoms and focuses on what happened to her body that caused the symptoms to appear in the first place.”

“How does she do that?” This skeptic crunched a noisy cracker.

“That’s the kind’a talk got witches burned in the Dark Ages.”

“True. But understand, I’m not a healer. I can’t heal you, you have to learn  to heal yourself. We’re not gingerbread men. What keeps me healthy is not gonna be what keeps you healthy. And what keeps me healthy will change as the situation changes. I try nutrition first, that’s the number one rule. A fast is often good. Clean out the toxins. You gotta learn how to do that. At first it’s kind’a scary. Since I started this life lesson I've had to ‘pull’ myself through three nasties and every time I said, “This is the time I ain’t gonna make it.”

“Guess we can discount a ‘positive thinking’ attitude.”

“Religion and spiritual dimensions too. I  just had a bout with a really fierce scary. I knew I was gonna croak. I dressed up in a pair of two hundred-dollar cashmere sweats, had ‘em for ages. My husband bought ‘em for me years ago-pass me some of the good smelling stuff-and I've been  really good about not wearing them out to clean the barn. You know what else? I hauled out my new manuscript Children of the Extinction and my red pencil-I love to edit- figured I’d go out in style. Prob’ly look a mess but a classy mess. Drama is my style and it’s almost as good as dying with my boots on don’cha think?”

Resounding ‘yes’.


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