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Monday, July 24, 2017

"OJ vs. "The Donald,"The White House Live..." James "Kimo" Rosen' (Kimo's world-snarky edition-#198)

James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer
 and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.
Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'i
with his best friend and spiritual adviser Ivanka-Obama Da Dog!

Ivanka is her first name and Obama is her last name
she is  a bipartisan dog!


Blog #1951~Kimo's world's-snarky edition #198

Publishers note, 
A snarky look at the next presidential race...
Warning!  Beware this blog has some tongue-n-cheek humor,
 please enjoy, smile and LOL! ;-)

This blog also appeared as a stand alone column in the
July 27,2017 edition of the Garden Island news;
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-thursday-july/article_900b5a86-0907-5ee8-a291-78d905edd7e1.html

OJ vs. "The Donald,"The White House Live


America's most popular reality show
is no longer the 'Celebrity Apprentice' starring Donald J. Trump. It still stars Donald Trump, however it is a new show I like to call, "The White house live, starring Donald Trump friends and family!"  This show can be seen on every major network and even on many cable networks--even on the Internet if you subscribe to certain feeds.
First daughter Ivanka on the left
and first lady Melania on right


I believe the White house live should be up for many awards this coming season. Best reality show, best non politician to play a president,  the most beautiful model to ever play a first lady, along with the prettiest Jewish girl to ever play a first daughter, and at times fill in for president. OY!

The awards show will be in October when Juice (OJ Simpson) is released from prison. Juice will host the awards ceremony. Mr. Simpson when asked about hosting the ceremony,  said he cannot wait to announce he will be running on the Democratic ticket against "The Donald" in the next presidential election. Juice emphasized his dream has always been to take a stab at running for president, after-all he has taken a stab at many other things in his career and been successful.

He asked our staff  here at dakinetalk blog to keep it under lock and key until after  the award show airs.

When Hillary Clinton was asked for comment she could be heard saying behind her breath, "Juice!, Juice!, Juice!." Her nurses then gave her OJ (Orange Juice) through baby bottles to calm her nerves.

Well, so much for keeping it under wraps? OK folks, you thought the 2016 election was the election of the century, just wait for 2020--- its bound to be a real kitty grabber...  ;-)

OJ Vs. "The Donald," maybe the greatest presidential election ever? Time will tell.
How OJ Simpson paved the way for Donald Trump
a must read below;
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40683038





This blog also appeared as a stand alone column in the
July 27,2017 edition of the Garden Island news;
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-thursday-july/article_900b5a86-0907-5ee8-a291-78d905edd7e1.html

 O7-31-17
Even though this blog and column was written totally tongue-n-cheek., somebody writes in opposition to my writing to the Garden Island news. People cannot even take a joke any more.
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-monday-july/article_e29f358f-9818-521c-8fcd-098681e07551.html
The Garden Island News repeated the same letter twice in the same week about opposition to me....
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-thursday-august/article_628cf05d-707f-582f-a65e-85843cc2996f.html


Hana Hou, Encore!






More dakinetalk reading on Donald Trump; (Great reading!)
(All Trump related  blogs by James "Kimo" Rosen unless otherwise indicated)
1-Trumped by "The Donald" 'Obama Da Dog' (Special political edition)
2-Trump supporters must come out of the closet! (Kimo's world #118)
3-Trump, the election and the Jewish connection...(Kimo's world #119)
4-Trump-fulling... (Kimo's world #120)
5-A poem about Donald J. Trump...
6- Trumps Failing businesses are his strengths...
7-Extra! Extra! Read All About It!--Trump Hijacks Republican party into Hell
8-Trump and the race for President, a nasty one fueled by the media (Carrie Eckert)
9-Win or Lose, Could Trump Be A Secret Agent For Hillary
10-Raccoon's and Trump~Larry Arruda~(Source)
11-Definition of Trump
12-Hillary and Donald Trump walk into a bakery
13-Kaepernick and Obama, trump this Kool-Aid
14-Hoping one thing will remain after the election
15-Undecided voters
16-Don't be surprised if Mr. Trump is hired
17-Biggest Hail Marry of all time, Obama Da Dog to change name to Ivanka
18-Mazol Tov Mr. Trump!
19-Just Give Trump a Chance
20-Wishing Hillary well and why all the protesting?
21-The election is over (and)Trump is our captain and is on our side..!
22-Trump's Political Chess
23-Who would you rather kiss goodnight, Obama or Ivanka..?
24-Bet you thought I was going to blog about Trump
25-Fake News~It's hard to believe the news these days
26-Heed the words of Michelle Obama
27-Trump era off to shaky start
28-It was a beautiful Inauguration yet I am scared for my country
29-Fasten your seat-belts for the Trump era
30-America's second civil war has begun
31-Immigrant ban and the real definition of civil war
32-TRUMP,The most charismatic man in the world
33-Trump's buyers remorse
34-Never a dull moment with Trump as Potus
35-Trumps vetting good for the dogs, why not the people?
36-I Drank Trump's Kool-Aid
37-Why let politics destroy Friendships
38-EVERYTHING TRUMP, the first 101 days
39-Trump's wall and how it can be financed
40-Where do we draw the line on Political humor?

9 comments:

Chester "Unc" Lau said...

Shalom Rabbi :
Good One, OJ will beat the blonde bomber by a mile :-)
Unc

Glenn Mickens-by email said...

VERY GOOD tongue in cheek writing, Kimo. The thing is that there was a lot of truth in this humor with this showman now being in the White House!!! Whether you agree or disagree it is up to who is reading it but this whole sordid tale will be a story like no other we have seen in our life time.
Your pal.
Glenn
PS what a tragedy that one of the greatest football players in its history had to be a murderer and have his life turn out the way it did. I saw him at USC when he played the Bruins and he was a great athlete and player and went on to pro ball and became one of the best. Temper can be a tragic thing as he found out.

Melinda Kontos said...

Great!

KimoRosen said...

Glenn,

Being a Buffalo Bills fan and being born in Buffalo, I was an avid OJ fan as a kid growing up, in fact my dad and myself had seasons tickets to all the games back in the day. Juice was the best of the best back then. I was even at Shea stadium in N.Y. on a business trip with my dad when Simpson became the first RB ever to go over 2,000 yards rushing in a season. 2001 a Simpson.

I believe he is getting on in years and will most likely not murder again, however in the courts eyes he's not guilty of murder? Many believe poetic justice for all the past inhumanities to the black man?

Lets give him a stab at freedom! ;-)

Your Pal,
Kimo

Stephanie Lum-Hawaii News Now-Anchor via Facebook messenger- said...

Thanks for taking the time to share Kimo. 🙂 You are wonderful!

KimoRosen said...

You are guys da best too, Mahalos Steph!

Anonymous said...

I'd pick OJ

KimoRosen said...

I posted on this on former Hawaiian Governor Ben Cayetano's Facebook post which asked;
"If the 2020 presidential election were held today, who would you pick for the democratic team? My picks: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris or Biden and Amy Klobachar. Who are your picks?"

The Governor checked a big thumbs up! Mahalo Governor!


Governor, we all need a little comic relief from politics, I hope you enjoy my blog about the next presidential election; Warning-A snarky look at the next presidential race...
Beware this blog has some tongue-n-cheek humor,
please enjoy, smile and L...See More

Glenn Mickens-by email said...

Congratulations on getting your letter published in the paper today---

Again, too bad that one of the greatest footballers had to be a murderer and ironically he served 8 years for another "minor" offense that had nothing to do with his murdering 2 people. So goes life.

When I played in Montreal in 53, 54. 55 and 56 Buffalo was in the IL and I liked that city. We use to go look at Niagra Falls and it was truly a sight to behold. To think that people have gone over those falls in a barrel is unbelievable but guess it has happened. We got rained out a lot in Buffalo so I got to see a lot of motion pictures at the local theaters.

Keep up the fine work and stay in touch.
Your pal,
Glenn