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| "Chester "Unc" Lau a retired cinematographer living his golden years on the Island of Oahu. He is back guest-blogging about the day he misplaced his car key's..." |
Several days ago, as I left a meeting, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically I headed for the parking lot.
My girlfriend Kumiko has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the doors, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered. I always call her "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard Kumiko's voice.
"Unc" you jackass, " she barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." Kumiko retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I have not stolen your car !"I call it just another 'Senior moment'!
Encore, Hana Hou, click on the URL below to be inspired about a dog without it's front legs.
http://www.dogwork.com/kan6/
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15 comments:
"Unc" said via facebook;"Ha ha ha Rabbi & Kimiko,a nice Jewish name,does she have any money ? you are having a ball now the sun's back :-)...Okole Maluna :--)"
Kimoko has very little money, but is gorgeous and has a heart of gold, better than money!
Debbie Eayrs said via facebook concerning Cando the dog without legs;"Yes! What a sweet little dog!"
I can picture you and Steve with a dog like that!
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Debbie Eayrs said concerning Cando;"LOL!!!"
Steve Eayrs saidconcerning Cando;"ya...think I'll head down to the pound and see if they have any dogs that need wheels tomorrow. (-:"
you could design plungers for the legs instead! ;d)
Steve Eayrs said via facebook concerning Cando;""plungers are not made for walking, just plunging... But I imagine he could be sent out to service calls?"
yea, brah with plungers as legs, your dog could walk up walls or even skyscrapers! ;d)
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Steve Eayrs said via Cando;" Could become a real super hero I guess...."
You could retire with a dog like that, plungers as legs and some custom pants that show his butt crack! Letterman, Leno here comes Steve's dog, Can DooDoo! :D)
Steve Eayrs said via Cando & facebook;"Of course you find that dog first and you got your 15 mins. of fame. (-; goodnight friend"
I'm starting to look tomorrow!
"Unc " said via facebook;"Pas de probleme,Da Schmiles are da same...see what a good sunshine can do on a Saturday morning ?...Picture post card HAWAII...lucky we live in Hawaii..n'est-ce pas ? :-)"
10-4 Unc!
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