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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

A Doctor, a priest and a lawyer..." 'Robert Bitos Gandia' (Source)

 Please  welcome Dakinetalk's newest guest-blogger,Robert Bitos Gandia.
Robert is an avid cook (ono gandule rice) and always laughing!!
He works at Syngenta as a Research Associate.
Robert lives in Kekaha on Kauai's west-side and loves football!!

A Doctor, a priest and a lawyer

An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate.

1.His Doctor
2.His Priest
3.His Lawyer

"Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 dollars inside. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave."

After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested."

The priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the
church. It's all going to a good cause. I did, however, throw the other $25,000 in the grave."

Well, the lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that. I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!"

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KimoRosen said...

Lawyers will be Lawyers! LOL...

KimoRosen said...

Love it!

Diana LaRussa said...

So true to the nature of each profession. Too sad its humorous though. What would I do?

KimoRosen said...

what would you do? It was a joke, however if the person was dead, I'd have to give the lawyer credit on this one and go with what the lawyer did. ;D)

Harmony Bentosino said...

What the lawyer did was not only clever, it was almost a win/win! ALMOST!