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Saturday, February 15, 2014

"Why don't we pretend we are married?" 'Robert Bitos Gandia' (Source)

 Guest-blogger,Robert Bitos Gandia.
Robert is an avid cook (ono gandule rice) and always laughing!!
He works at Syngenta as a Research Associate.
Robert lives in Kekaha on Kauai's west-side and loves football!!

Why don't we pretend we are married?

A man & a pretty woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.

The man on the top bunk & the lady on the bottom bunk.

During the night, man woke & asked "Sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, i'm freezing!"

"I've a better idea" she replied, "Why don't we pretend we are married?"

"Wow what a great idea!" he said.

"Good" she said,

"Get your own blanket yourself, you lazy bastard!"

Hana Hou, (Encore) shared from Facebook...


Jill Marie Landis said...

Sounds like a romance novel opening.

KimoRosen said...

Go with it, if anyone could make a creative novella out of it, it's you! ;D)

Jill Marie Landis said...

Oh and then there's the marriage of convenience, the secrets they have withheld and then .... and then.... so many idea, so little time, eh?

KimoRosen said...

sounds like a good first chapter! ;D)

Edward Rabelas said...


Mitchel J. Schapira said...

I always enjoy Kimo's blog, but I am curious to know why Google Chrome asks me if I want it translated from Roumanian.

KimoRosen said...

Mitchel, could you read it, was it in English? I have a new feature that lets people from other countries translate it to their native language, however it should still be in English? let me know?