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Thursday, October 16, 2014

"Teacher insists on no baby talk..." 'Robert Bitos Gandia' (Source)

Guest-blogger,Robert Bitos Gandia.
Robert is an avid cook (ono gandule rice) and always laughing!!
He works at Syngenta as a Research Associate.
Robert lives in Kekaha on Kauai's west-side and loves football!!

Teacher insists on no baby talk

A group of four-year-old's were trying very hard to become accustomed to school.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "Alex what did you do over the weekend?"
"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Little Johnny what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Little Johnny thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SH-T."

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1 comment:

KimoRosen said...

Bitos, you crack me up! ;-)