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Thursday, March 5, 2015

"A Lawyer and a Blonde..." 'Robert Bitos Gandia' (Source)

Guest-blogger,Robert Bitos Gandia.
Robert is an avid cook (ono gandule rice) and always laughing!!
He works at Syngenta as a Research Associate.
Robert lives in Kekaha on Kauai's west-side and loves football!!

A Lawyer and a Blonde

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with
A box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight
Attendant take care of them for him. 

She took the Box and promised to put it in the crew's
Refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding
Her personally responsible for them staying
Frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he
Was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to
Her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the
Intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would
The lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
Please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and
Ate them.

There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

"Worrying is a waste of time. Good and bad things happen in life, you just have to keep living and not stress over what you can't control." Anonymous
http://carpediemmoments.com/2013/12/22/top-10-quotes-to-live-by/ Hana Hou, (Encore) Shared from Facebook...


KimoRosen said...

Bitos your jokes always crack me up! Mahalo for putting a smile on my face!

Robert Bitos Gandia said...

Thanks Kimo! Gotta laugh, the main ingredient for life.

KimoRosen said...

Amen to that! ;-)