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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

"A True Professional..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
Any help , support or ideas would be greatly appreciated...
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...

A True Professional

 The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.

"In..in front of you ?" He mumbles, shy.

The nurse says: "Don't worry, I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body."
"Of course I won't  laugh!" said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a  professional. In  over twenty years I've never laughed at a  patient."

"Okay  then," said the patient, and he proceeded to  drop  his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA  battery.
 Unable to control  herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came  out.

And  then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.  Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private  part,  she composed herself as well  as she could. 

"I am  so sorry," she said, "I  don't know what came over me. On  my honor  as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be  the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room. 

 A note to Unc from Jack Lord star of the original Hawaii Five-O,
where "Unc" worked as a cinematographer
"The ultimate way to start the day, with a Kaua'i Sunrise meme"

If you would like to see your own personal quote
on a breathtaking Kaua'i sunrise photo please contact
James "Kimo" Rosen

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1 comment:

Bettejo Dux said...

Oh dear...