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Wednesday, October 26, 2016

"Childbirth at 65..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
"Unc"  is really passionate about creating a national Caregivers day.
'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. 
He is a retired cinematographer,
 and  enjoys giving the politicians a bad time...
Above photo of Unc with his boss
Wm F.Sullivan at a Waikiki Foto shop,

Childbirth at 65

 With all the new  technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my  friend.


Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?'  I demanded, 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I  FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'


L'oncle Ammusant  AKA~ Chester "Unc" Lau



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2 comments:

KimoRosen said...

Great detraction from this crazy election and funny! Love it Unc! ;-)

Harmony Bentosino said...

LOL!