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Dakinetalk's favorite Uncle (Chester Lau)
Unc's really passionate about creating
a National day To Help US Veterans and their families for their risks and sacrifices to keep America FREE . 'Unc' currently resides on the Hawai'ian Island of Oahu. He is a retired cinematographer, and enjoys giving the politicians a bad time... |
A young ventriloquist at the White House
A young ventriloquist is touring Washington DC , one night he's doing a show in the White House with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes,Suddenly a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes".
What makes you think you can stereotype blondes that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep people like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. It's people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb !
You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but fat people in general... pathetically all in the name of humor !"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells : "You stay out of this ! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap"!!!
LOL,
Uncle C
PS~And we had two blondes campaign for US president and a blonde was appointed by the blondes of the Electoral College !!! "Oy Vey!" I cry for America !!!
Laughter is healing!~ Chester "Unc" Lau
4 comments:
A couple of years ago, a ventriloquist won America's Got Talent. I thought it was quite funny when the dummy asked if the ventriloquist could sing without moving his lips, & when he replied yes, the dummy answered, "Well, then why don't you sing, & I will just lip sync!"
LOL
No matter whose blond joke that was it was OUTSTANDING!!! It came from you, Kimo but has Uncs finger prints on it---keep em coming!! And Unc has a great idea to make a day for veterans and I hope it succeeds.
Your pal,
glenn
Glenn,It was Unc's! It's his blog. He's the guest guest blog blogger for the day!
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