"Short order restaurants are my favorite spots to unstress and relax..."

Many times I go out to eat alone and write my thoughts down, short order restaurants are my favorite spots to blog and write.

People see me sitting alone and feel I want company ,sit down next to me and start asking me dumb questions. "what are you doing?" My response is, "what's it like I'm doing?" I'm writing, and finishing my coffee because this is when I am the most creative with a pen.

They continue to ask me more idiotic questions and start eating with their mouth open and trying to talk with food in it, smacking their lips, licking their fingers and belching.

Finally I excuse myself and go to the restroom because I am grossed out and just cannot concentrate, I came to unstress, not stress, plus I actually had to urinate.

I get back and they are still there, I kindly thank them for this material you just read. They seemed to have settled down and are now quiet and reading the local paper as I start humming Tiny Bubbles out of tune, they give me stink eye, and all I can do is smile back,smack my  lips, lick my fingers and belch.

Polidicks, not Politics.

Polidicks (a word I made up to describe most politicians)

I was cruising on my bike with my constant companion and best friend, "Obama," The dog.

I see a bunch of people campaigning and polidicking 'sic' sign waving and throwing Shaka's to oncoming traffic for Hawaii Governor hopeful, Neil Abercrombie.

These polidickers "sic" are across from the Pono Kai condos in downtown Kapa'a town,and are being more respectful than most other campaigners I have seen there over the years by not blocking the sidewalk for pedestrian and bicycle usage. Most political sign waivers usually block the sidewalk making it difficult for pedestrians and bicyclists.

I see a short stocky man with a white bead, it wasn't me and it wasn't Santa Claus since it's only August, it was Neil Abercrombie himself.

I had to stop. I introduced him to "Obama the Dog" and he proceeds to tell me about how he's going to make change.

I said, "Great, I'm heading to the laundromat can you make change for a $10.00?

We both laughed and had our photo taken with "Obama," (the dog) and with a twinkle in his eye, he said I really am the guy to make change.

OK, I'm waiting, in the meantime the machine will do just fine.

"Kids eat free..."

Why do so may restaurants have the come on motto and advertisement, "kids eat free?"

Why do the airlines let kids fly free if they are small enough to sit on your lap?

Kids should be charged, double, triple, and quadruple. They take more time away from servers and flight attendants than adults, they constantly kick the seat in front of them, run wild on the airplanes and in restaurants, throw things, break thinks, and when they go to the restroom usually don't flush the toilet.

Why don't the restaurants let the adults eat free and charge kids double, triple, quadruple or even $4.00 per lb. This would cover all the broken dishes, clogged toilets and Valiums for the hired help.

I would frequent any establishment that would enact such a policy. Any takers?

"Why does everyone look so young these days?.."

I see 15 year olds driving, which is the legal age for a drivers permit in Hawaii. They look like children at a carnival steering their bumper cars.

Police officers have such young faces, when they pull you over and ask for your license you feel like asking them if they have their parents permission to be out after 10:00 P.M

Professional football players look like 7Th graders on steroids, they have these really young faces with these huge out of proportion bodies.

Why does everyone look so young these days, or is it I'm just getting wiser?

"POLITICIANS ARE LIKE DIAPERS..."

YOU KNOW THERE'S ALOT TO BE SAID FOR ANYBODY EXCEPT THOSE CURRENTLY RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE. I AM NOT BEING FACIOUS TRULY RE-ELECT NOBODY.

DO NOT VOTE FOR ANY INCUMBENT, VOTE FOR THE ROOKIE FIRST TIME RUNNING POLITICIAN WHO HASN'T YET HAD PROFESSIONAL TRAINING IN SUCUMBING TO SPECAL INTEREST, BIG MONEY AND LIES.

I AM HAVING SIGNS PRINTED AND WILL STAND IN FRONT OF EVERY INCUMBENT SOMETIME DURING THEIR FALL SEASON, EGO-SIGN AND SHAKA WAIVING CURBSIDE TRESPASS CAMPAIGN.

RE-ELECT NOBODY,  POLITICIANS ARE LIKE  DIAPERS....NEED TO BE CHANGED AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE !!!ONE TERM IS ENOUGH !!!

My manic time is over, I was Duped...

I was duped, like the sting, The DLNR comes to my residence and befriends me and today they add a sticker to their no camping sign that says no trespass after telling me 2 days ago I Have every civil right to use their trail.

This is all freudian, just a macho thing, the authorities not wanting to admit their wrong, I cannot fight city hall , DLNR and the cops on my own. I tried. I have medical problems to deal with and don't have time to waste on whose has the biggest cigar.

Enclosed is a letter to the DLNR officer who seemed to be going to bat for me 2 days ago...

Why did you get me excited coming to my residence on a Sunday morning telling me I had civil rights and could walk the trail as long as I didn't cross KPAL leased land, but if I could access the DLNR trail from state-land which borders PAL, it was totally legal, I only needed a letter from the state

Your co-worker, two days later tampers with the no camping sign , by posting on a sticker that says no trespassing" When I call Tommy to ask a question, he says I Have caused enough problems and hangs up in my face.

I really thought you were on my side and told my friends what a great guy you were only to be defeated. I blogged about what a great guy you were.

I cannot fight City Hall,DLNR and the cops, I have 3 chronic illnesses that take most of my time to manage.

I hope all of you can look yourselves in the mirror when eventually a serious accident or death occurs, since the safe alternative trail was shut off to the public.

I will be the first to say, "I told you so."

The time wasted on this with all the people involved, has  cost taxpayers thousands of dollars only to be resolved to the abolishment of a safe trail, this makes me sick.

I cannot believe the people fighting this are in charge of a youth center, teaching our keiki(children)  how to be selfish, and not share a safe trail with senior citizens and those with disabilities.


I hope some attorney reads my blog and takes this case pro bono. I thought I could play attorney but have developed too many enemies.
G-d Bless, Aloha Kakou

"Rights of Individuals..."

There is a knock on my door this morning, I see a man in blue strutting a gun in holster, I think the worst...

Who is it?" Department of Land and natural resources officer."

He hands me a piece of paper, untitled, "Rights of Individuals."

He told me all state land is open to public 24-7, he said there are no pins separating the new KPAL police youth center  form state property, and told me it's like walking on the beach. The Hilton can have a beach in front of it's property, the Hilton is private land but the beach although looks like it's the Hilton's beach is the peoples beach.

He also said it is OK to walk on DLNR land, as I suspected they have  let people use the trail for years because they know of it's popular usage and is a much safer alternative than Kawaihau or the other trail that is broken payment and runs steep, he also said they will not be putting up no trespass signs as one local lieutenant   has stated.

He said  I should  ask the state  for something in writing stating allow me access  to   cross the state property. The key is finding the boundary, since much state land is not surveyed.

He confirmed it is the lieutenant  who has the fight with me since I initiated this whole process sending photos of the deliberate trail blockage ordered by one local lieutenant. It was the Honolulu office that ordered local police  to clear the land they blocked, hence the local lieutenant  in charge  gets mad at a little old sick Jewish guy (me) and orders 3 cops, 3 squad cars, 2 video camera's in my face  on the first furlough shorthanded day our conty had to deal with.

He also confirmed that the reason the cops came to harass me was an anonymous call to KPD, he told me I have the legal  right to know my accuser, he believes as I did, it was one of the out of uniform cops landscaping that day. He told me to demand who my accuser is, as is our right.

Mr. Milton  Ching the DLNR officer  was a true gentlemen, I invited him in we talked well over 30 minutes, before I had to excuse to myself to medicate my diabetes. He said he came because everyone has been sending their office complaint's, he was basically here to tell me to stand up for my rights, I told him  I have been, nice having it reinforced by a man in uniform wearing a gun.

I will call his boss tomorrow, to see what I can get in writing, in the meantime my rights were highly violated, not only with harassment,  but by the cops helping a local man on the same trail  home the other night and not arresting or giving him fair warning, that man  of course being a relative of the lieutenant in charge.

 I am siting on pins and needles since everyday we take the alternate routes it makes life much more stressful and dangerous.

This is not a done deal but looks like the ball is rolling my way... stay tuned.