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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

"DO YOU LIKE BEING YOU?" 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Wednesday)

Bettejo Dux  one of Kauai's true gems, 
guest-blogs  about the creative mind!

DO YOU LIKE BEING YOU?

“Do you like being Bettejo,” one of my favorite people on Kauai asked me. A living treasure, a gifted director, he read THE SCAM and praised it highly. You can read his praise on the back cover if you  check it out on Amazon. Go to Kauai humor.

“Yes,” I said and it’s true, I’ve loved being Bettejo. Her rants, her raves, her ups,  her   downs are second nature to my now. Like breathing out and breathing in…

Wonder if GBS would have liked me?

“Is she Karen, the narrator of The Scam?” Our very own KIMO  asked me.

“Well it’s a first novel, so there is a resemblance.”

“Karen is very witty,” the island treasure said and I walked with both feet off the ground for a week.

One of my favorite author friends on Kauai-so gifted, so great-made this profound remark, “Writing  a book is ike playing gawd,” and it’s true. A writer creates some human beings, sets the scene-where, when, what, plots some plot- and puts pen to paper and writes the first sentence.

Pen to paper? What’re you talking about? We don’t write books on paper anymore. We type letters on a key board and watch them pop up on a scree. A chapter can be written in a day. Spell checked in an hour.

Too sad.

Like most writers my age we began with a pencil and scribbled words on long yellow legal. We scratched and swore and wrote some more. Words words words. Over and over. Then punched these words into a clunky typewriter.

I think one of the reasons I fell in love with Bill was: he came with a rickety, stickety old portable he took with him to Cal.

It took me a week to write a chapter and THE SCAM  was written in the zone. It wrote itself, I just sat back and took dictation. I remember the day when a character popped in unannounced-Gypsy Jake, I’d never seen him before- and he turned out to be one of the most important characters in the book. Famous writers often tell the same story. The writer is no longer creating the story, the story is creating her. So much for gawd.

I think there is nothing more fun than owning a creative mind and I thank whatever gawds there be-if there are any-for giving me one’a'dem.

…and here we are: back to a mythical figure aiding a struggling writer in a little piece of a fictitious world she calls her own.

And thus- with gawd firmly established in the picture, somehow I aways manage to squeeze ‘him’ in, I’ll add in response to the first question, “Do you like being Bettejo?”

“Yeah, but I wouldn’t want to be her for all eternity. One lifetime is enough.” Guess that’s what makes me different.

By the way I like to write dialog best. Maybe I should talk this over with gawd. If he’s young and cute, and likes to imbibe, I’ll invite him in for a Chardonnay and some crackers and asks him.

“Do you like being gawd?”

And then, dear reader, I’ll ask you, “Do you like being you?”

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Monday, November 12, 2012

"Adult content..." 'Obama Da Dog'

Obama is back blogging about language and
 how confusing it can be, especially for a dog...
Almost everyone has access to cable TV these days, at the beginning of many programs you see a disclaimer that may say adult language? Adult language is actually an idiom that means swear words, I had a friend visiting from Japan and she thought adult language meant a good understanding of English, as opposed to baby talk.

 
The other term I find hard to comprehend is,  so and so was sleeping with so and so. How did sleeping with someone ever take on the meaning of you know what?


It's perfectly acceptable to say you have slept with someone, however on the other hand when you say you have made whoopee it's another story.

You may talk adult language and sleep with  friends, just don't  be a  tramp about it! Remember it's all in the words....

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Sunday, November 11, 2012

"The Big Day..!" 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspiration Monday)

"Guest-blogger Judith Whitehead lives in Amherst N.Y. and has worked in the
 ophthalmology field of medicine for over 30 years...
 Today she talks about  a new chapter in life...  Enjoy...


Photo: the lovely bride

Today I am going over check lists and taking off work to make sure everything is set for the big day…in just 3 short days my oldest son will be getting married and we will start a new chapter in our life.

 Our lives seem to be defined by the many events that we pass through; marriage, births, deaths  etc. The marriage of a child is one of the biggest life changing occurrences’ in our lives.  Our sons moved out of the house a long time ago and that was an adjustment to live in the empty nest rattling around in  their empty rooms.  Although our children grow up and become independent people, they will always be our children to worry about no matter what the age.  Their sorrows become ours and their happiness only makes us feel happier.  Children are ours  forever no matter what the age and we never stop worrying about them.  

When our boys were born I thought it was our job to help them grow up into contributing adults and then we could sit back and enjoy them.  But the worry never stops because we always want our children to be happy.  

I hope and pray that this new chapter in our sons life brings him more happiness than words can express  because as our family grows we are so  blessed to partake in this special event in all of our lives.

Happy Veterans Day!



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Saturday, November 10, 2012

"Update on Michael Herr..." 'Michael Herr' (Aloha Friday)

Renowned author Michael Herr is back guest-blogging
 about  an update on his current circumstances and health...
 Make sure and check out Michael's website at;
 http://www.michaelherr.com/

 Aloha Folks, I realized that I haven't guest-blogged for a while.  Here's an update.

My wife and I went up the coast for a vacation about the middle of October.  When we got back we had one day to decompress, then flew to Vegas to join her sister and brother-in-law.  While in Vegas my right eye started to have sharp pains.  We came back on a Friday and I got worse that day and the next.  The right side of my head and neck were terribly painful.  On Sunday I went to the E.R. and had an MRI to check for a brain aneurysm.

Doctor sent me home with a bunch of Vicodin.  Monday my right eye was almost swollen shut.  Went to see an ophthalmologist who took one look at me and said, "You've got shingles."  Fortunately not in my eye or on my retina.  Gave me strong antibiotics.  Third dose had me dry-heaving.  Got a new prescription on Tuesday and have taken that for about ten days.  A lot of the pain is gone; a lot is still there.  Swelling around my eye is gone.

Anyhow, I doubt I'll be contributing any articles to your blog anytime soon.  I will try to get something to you about once a month, but first I need to get fully well.   I also need to get back to my own writing, which I have neglected greatly.

So, there you are.  Hope you never get this terrible disease.

Ciao, Mike Herr

Okay folks, I will see you when I see you, A Hui Hou...




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Friday, November 9, 2012

"Good and Better days..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen'


Back in the day my mother and father said many things
that I still quote to this day....This blog also appeared on

11-20-12 in the Kaua'i Garden Island news, titled, 
"A Good Day for Kimo."

http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-tuesday-nov/article_0936e3c4-32de-11e2-8f7b-001a4bcf887a.html


My father always said,"It was a good day if he didn't see his name in the obituaries."

I always thought that sounded so ridiculous. Now that I'm nearing the big 6-0 and am seeing on a regular basis many friends and associates leaving us, I  too say, "It's a good day when I don't see my name in the obituaries.

On the contrary it's even a better day when I see my name in the Letters section.   


http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-tuesday-nov/article_0936e3c4-32de-11e2-8f7b-001a4bcf887a.html

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Thursday, November 8, 2012

"Write your Public Servants..!" 'James "Kimo" Rosen'


Your local, state and national public servants are there to serve.
Don't be afraid to contact them with your concerns.


Ironicallythis blog also appeared as an opinion article this same day 
11-08-12 in the Kauai Garden Island Newspaper;
http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-thursday-nov/article_2c63e594-2961-11e2-936b-001a4bcf887a.html 


Above photo, Public servant and Governor
Neil Abercrombie consults with Obama DA Dog!

This blog is a letter of thanks to Kaua'i County Director of Parks and Recreation, Mr. Lenny Rapozo for taking action on making swimming in the local public pool a safer environment.  Remember  your local, state and national public servants are there to serve. Write them with your concerns. I was pleasantly surprised with the immediate action that took place on Kaua'i. The letter of thanks below speaks for itself!

A big Mahalo Nui (Big Thanks) to the Kaua'i County Director of Parks and recreation, Mr. Lenny Rapozo for caring enough about safety for our keiki (children) and re-instituting the use of lane lines at Kapa'a Public Pool.

Before the lane lines were re-introduced there was a constant sense of disarray by both lap swimmers and our keiki. The lap swimmers dreaded keiki jumping on them and many of our keiki and their parents dreaded the potential of head on collisions in the water. What was once a potential accident waiting to happen is now a much safer, sound and secure environment at Kapa'a public pool.

Thanks to Mr. Lenny Rapozo there is now an added sense of security and safety for all. 

http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-for-thursday-nov/article_2c63e594-2961-11e2-936b-001a4bcf887a.html

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Wednesday, November 7, 2012

"Interview with the Moron..!" 'Bettejo Dux' (Classic Wednesday)

Bettejo Dux  one of Kauai's true gems, 
guest-blogs about  why Mormon's are not Moron's...
Bettejo's computer is at the computer Doctor. She is alive and well, however her computer will be down for about 10 days- 2 weeks while she awaits parts.
www.bettejodux.com
Interview with the Moron...

…..ooops, that’s Moroni. He’s the messenger from god who first appeared, according to Joseph Smith the founder of the Church of the Later Day Saints, on the 21st of September in 1823.  Joseph was 18 years old.

As you know I've interviewed many gods. Had a great party on Saturday, May 21, last year when everybody on the planet who was good guys-144,000 of”em- would be raptured up to heaven mit’out’der underpants. A bunch of the gods and I took shots at them as they flapped their fat and skinny asses off to heaven. Eros actually got one. Everyone got drunk and had a good time. Happy to see them off.

Ceaser Augustus and Jesus spun yarns at the bar as Hestia and I cleaned up the mess.

This would be the first time I ever interviewed a messenger from god and I hoped he appeared to me as he appeared to Joseph. Again I quote, “He had on a loose robe of the most exquisite whiteness. it was whiteness beyond anything earthly I had ever seen.”

Moroni called Joseph by name, introduced himself and told him god had work for him to do. He told him about a book written on gold plates and gave him an accounting of “former inhabitants on this continent”.

Moroni also quoted some passages from the Bible. Third chapter Malachi: “For behold, the day cometh that shall turn as an oven. and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly shall burn as stubble; for they that come shall burn them, saith the Lord of Hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.”

I looked it up and couldn't find it in my King James Version. Guess I'll have to ask him about that, too.

Now a good journalist, which I do not pretend to be-but I try- does her homework. Is prepared with questions. Knows the subject. So I searched Joseph’s chronicles for more stuff about this guy.

Again quoting Joseph, he said, “…the fullness of the Gentiles was soon to come.” Now this one stopped me. Gentile? What is the correct definition? “A person of a non-Jewish nation, non-Jewish faith, especially a  Christian as distinguished from a Jew.”

Well I must ask about that.

Something else that bothered me was the gender thing. I mean the JW’s have women in the field thumping. The Morons always have a pair of guys in black pants and white shirts pushing their version.

Fortunately I had dark glasses on when the apparition appeared. Blinding. A voice from hell. I fell to my knees.

“Mormons are not Morons. What I quote is the word of GOD. Let’s keep the gentile thing out of this. As for females. Mormon females are the best cooks, house cleaners and breeders on the planet. if you want a good female who can cook and clean and breed, marry one and have lots of kids.”

It zapped me a good one across the head before it left. Actually i saw no figure but I guess I got my answer.

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Read all about the local drama on the political scene on
Kaua'i in Andy Parx's blog, "Got Windmills."
http://parxnewsdaily.blogspot.com/2012/11/to-bust-or-not-to-bust-is-that-really.html


Bettejo  also  publishes her own blog column.
You can check it out at ;  http://www.bettejo.wordpress.com .   Besides her blog she recently published and authored the humorous fiction book, "The Scam," check it out at(www.bettejodux.com) or  on Amazon.
http://www.bettejodux.com/