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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

"College Degrees..."

Why is the number sought after degree form Universities called a Bachelor's Degree?

I understand why one may want to be a Master, hence 'Master Degree's.' I understand how one would like the title Dr. and go for a 'PHD,' a Doctors of philosophy Degree.

Why do people want a Bachelor Degree? I would think many bachelors would prefer being called a Playboy?

A bachelor is an unmarried man, a degree is a way we measure temperatures, therefore a bachelors degree is something for a single man with a temperature? A single man with a high temperature could be called a Playboy, so why not call it a Playboy degree?

Or it could be called a Bachelorette degree, after all women now have equal rights, or if the women has a high temperature she could also receive a Playgirl degree.

The women could receive Bachelorette degree's and the men could receive Bachelors degrees and married people could receive Tie The Not degree's, and the singles with high temperatures would receive the Playgirl or Playboy degree's.     :D)

I'm glad we have that straightened out.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

"Write-in candidates..."


Hawaii does not allow for write in candidates on any political position.

Many State's have a provision to write in a candidate whose name does not appear on the ballot, but for whom voters may vote for anyway.

Write-in candidates rarely win, and votes are often cast for ineligible people or fictional characters, such as Mickey mouse...

However in a democracy where all men and women are supposedly equated equal there is no reason to not allow for the freedom of democracy by changing the ballot to allow for write in candidates.

I would like to write in the names of the few people I know who care about the health, well being and future of our cosmic island and seem to have more passion than most of the politicians running.

Please encourage the department of elections to allow for write in candidates, it is our right as Americans.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

"Vice Governors..."

Wikipedia states the following information;

"Currently, 25 states elect a lieutenant governor on a ticket with the governor, while 18 states elect a lieutenant governor separately. In West Virginia, the state Senate chooses. In Tennessee, the senators elect a Speaker of the Senate who also serves as Lieutenant Governor of Tennessee. Five states have no lieutenant governor. There are currently 25 Democrats and 25 Republicans serving as lieutenant governors or serving as the first in the line of succession in the United States."

What is a Lt. governor, some are elected by separate elections and some are appointed by the governor as a president would appoint a vice president. In some instance you could actually have a Democratic governor with a Republican Lt. Governor or vice verse.

It's confusing since every state has it's own laws concerning the Lt governor, in fact six states do not even have a Lt.governor.

Those states are Arizona and Illinois where the state attorney general acts in absence of the Governor, Main and New Hampshire where the Senate president acts in absence of the Governor and Oregon and Wyoming where the Secretary of state acts as Governor in the absence.

Hawaii has a separate election for Lt. Governor, it's really quite a confusing job.

In Hawaii the Lt. Governor could be of a different party than the governor, which would make for some fun politics.

Remember though that the Lt. Governor is basically just there in case the governor dies is sick or missing in action.

I think the Lt. Governor should run on the same ticket as the governor and be appointed as a vice president is appointed by the president before a general election.

It makes no sense that the second in command could be of a different party affiliation and not even like the governors political stands.

The Lt. Governor is one position that needs to be standard in every state. I make a motion to dismantle the name Lt. Governor and start calling them vice Governors.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

"Just go to the airport for your next medical checkup..."

Wikipedia states the same type of of radiation used in medical diagnostic imaging, such as CT scans, MRI's and X-Rays is used in the new state of the art full body scanners employed at many airports including Hawaii's own Lihue airport.

For those who cannot afford health insurance, buy a cheap  air-flight and go through the  airport full body scanner, ask them if they see any polyps in your colon, or ask them at security if  it's scar tissue on your lung or a cancerous tumor?

Although these full body scanners may cause some embarrassment, it sure beats the average cost of a spinal MRI at $2,500.00. So if your back is killing you and you can't afford the MRI, or your insurance won't pay for it, just thank Uncle Sam and the war on terror for providing free medical imaging for one and all.

To be on the safe side it's always best to travel with a Doctor or radiologist friend in case there's a question of your full body scan diagnosis.

No worries, let your next physical be at your local airport.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

"Deposit returns, a win win for everbody..."

When I was a child you could buy a bottle of soda and the corner store or grocery store and return it to the same store yo bought it at for a deposit. many state have started this procedure again.

Most people living in Hawaii do not even know where to go to recycle, and why drive 20 miles to receive a $1.00 refund, it costs more in gas. The solution is not more deposit money to be collected but to have the store that sold the item accept it back.

OK, you say it's going to cost the store too much money having to hire someone to do this job? My sister who lives in Buffalo N.Y. told me every convenient type store and grocery store has a Kiosk type machine, available 24-7, that scans your returns and gives you your deposit money back on the spot. Many states have adopted this user friendly procedure.

I hope our state and local government's can adopt a similar procedure, it would be win win for everybody, the consumer gets his deposit back at his next visit to the grocery store and the grocery store has people returning more frequently,hopefully they stop in and buy something.

The only problem I see is that the current way makes it easy for the state to keep the deposit since most don't bother with returns.

Could it be our politicians just don't want to improve the system?

Thursday, August 5, 2010

" I Like movies..."


A person can be heterosexual, homosexual , bi-sexual or tri-sexual.

Why are these type of terms only applied to one's sexuality?

Why can't a person be bi-spiritual, tri-spiritual or poly-spiritual, to some this would be somewhat of a paradox and schizophrenia.

What's wrong with enjoying, Christianity,Judaism and Hare Krishna's?

My Parents always taught me there is more than one way to get somewhere.

Too many wars and disagreements happen over ones faith. Every Religion believe there's to be the correct and only way to achieve eternal happiness. Every group will quote something written in a book a long time ago, quoting it as the gospel truth.

Baptists, Assembly of God's, Lutheran's Methodists, Mormons, Jehovah Witness's, Seven day Adventists, and Non-Denominational are all forms of Christianity that differ within the same religion. In Judaism you have the Orthodox, Chassids, Conservatives, Reforms, Reconstruction, and the Messianics.

There are many other religion's I know little about that most likely believe they are the truth and only way also.

I like movies, but sometimes I am in the mood for a thriller, sometimes, action, drama or even comedy. It would be boring to constantly watch the same types of movie.

Faith is important, it makes most better neighbors, friends and citizens, however I find it hard to believe that there is only one road to Rome.

Don't send me scriptures, understand what I am saying, I believe you! I just feel come judgement day we are going to be in for a surprise, and say, "Oh that's what you meant Lord.!"

Shalom,Aloha and G-d Bless...

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

"Short order restaurants are my favorite spots to unstress and relax..."

Many times I go out to eat alone and write my thoughts down, short order restaurants are my favorite spots to blog and write.

People see me sitting alone and feel I want company ,sit down next to me and start asking me dumb questions. "what are you doing?" My response is, "what's it like I'm doing?" I'm writing, and finishing my coffee because this is when I am the most creative with a pen.

They continue to ask me more idiotic questions and start eating with their mouth open and trying to talk with food in it, smacking their lips, licking their fingers and belching.

Finally I excuse myself and go to the restroom because I am grossed out and just cannot concentrate, I came to unstress, not stress, plus I actually had to urinate.

I get back and they are still there, I kindly thank them for this material you just read. They seemed to have settled down and are now quiet and reading the local paper as I start humming Tiny Bubbles out of tune, they give me stink eye, and all I can do is smile back,smack my  lips, lick my fingers and belch.