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Saturday, July 2, 2011

"Speed control in Israel!" 'Chester Lau'

This information was sent to dakinetalk from Chester Lau ,  (photo above) Chester was one of the camera men on the original Hawaii Five 0 with Jack Lord!
See these photos ...... especially the last one! How's this for high-speed control??
When drivers pass by, they almost stop completely due to the holes and to avoid car damages.This is a strategy currently used in Israel as a high-speed control.
It is more economical than using cameras, radar, police officers, etc.Very clever..Especially when they move them around every day!

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Friday, July 1, 2011

"Bring on da scabs..." James "Kimo" Rosen

The NBA and NFL are currently on lockout since owners have locked out the players after failing to reach a new collective bargaining agreement.

These professional athletes are making more money than anyone, a good player can have muti-million dollar signing bonus's before they ever play one game.

Everyone is hurting in this economy if players loose a few million, there still millionaires, are we suppose to feel sorry for these jocks? Sure we'll miss the games, but my guess is there are plenty of athletes out there willing to play ball for a fraction of what we pay professional athletes, bring on da scabs!

"Aloha Friday..." 'Michael A. Herr'

dakinetalk welcomes renowned author and book publisher Michael  A. Herr as our  Guest blogger.  http://www.michaelherr.com/


 Ai ka pressure! Aloha kakou. I made a commitment to Kimo. I said I would write a regular contribution for his blog. I said I would submit it every Friday — hence, "Aloha Friday". I hope I really said I would 'try' to do this.
 A very small bit about me. I don't live on Kauai, I live in California. I'm retired from education and now I'm a writer (with 6 self-published fiction books so far). To paraphrase Brother Iz, I'm Hawaiian because I love Hawai'i and wish that I could live there. Enuf for this time, more on me maybe next time.

On Saturday, June 26, 2011, seven voyaging canoes arrived at O'ahu. They represented 14 South Pacific island nations and are journeying across the Pacific. They received a warm welcome at Kualoa Regional Park.

What makes this interesting to me is that earlier this year Hawai'i lost a national treasure, Herb Kane. Herb was not only a wonderful artist, he was also the inspiration behind the construction of Hokulea. Hokulea is a voyaging canoe built to prove that Hawai'i was populated by people who were not thrown about the sea by chance; but who purposefully guided their canoes from island to island navigating by the stars. Herb Kane was joined in forming the group who designed and built and sailed Hokulea by Dr. Ben Finny and Tommy Holmes. I know in my heart that Herb would have been so proud, so happy, so excited to see these seven voyaging canoes sail into O'ahu. Mahalo Herb and much aloha.

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Thursday, June 30, 2011

"Giving up chocklate..." 'Anonymous'

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop eating chocolate years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate.'

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

"A Rabbi in over His Head..." 'Harmony' (Harmonic Wednesdays)


'Harmony' is back with another guest blog on this Wednesday. Dakinetalk is now calling Wednesday's Harmonic Wednesdays!
This is a story about a man who had to sink or swim when he got himself in over his head. This story takes place a long time ago in a country somewhere in Eastern Europe. It’s about a rabbi- a very learned rabbit. Because he lived in a time and place with a shortage of rabbis, he would travel across the land visiting all the synagogues. He would preach and help interpret the Torah which is the holy scripture for the Jewish people. This rabbi had a coachman who drove him from town to town. When the rabbi preached, the coachman would sit on the floor, in the corner, and watch. This coachman was very envious of the rabbi.

One night when the coachman was driving the rabbi to the next town, he said to him, “Rabbi, I wish I knew how it feels.”

“What are you talking about?”

“I want to be loved. I want to be admired. I want to be revered for my knowledge. I am so tired of being a nobody. Rabbi, do you think when we get to the next town, we could switch clothes, and I could put on your robe, and you could wear my rags, and then, everyone would think I am the rabbi?”

The rabbi smiled because in truth, he liked his coachman, a great deal, and he was a compassionate. person. He said to him, “My friend, you know that it takes more than clothes to make the man. What if somebody were to ask you a question you didn't know the answer to? It would be very embarrassing for both of us and even more so for me because everybody would think you are me.”

“Rabbi, I may not be a scholar like you, but I am no dummy. Oh, please, let me do this just one time, and I will never ask again. I just want to know what it feels like to be you.”

Now, the rabbi realized his coachman was not only curious and passionate, he was also convincing because against his better judgment, the coachman convinced the rabbi to go along with his scheme. When they arrived in the next town, they switched clothes with the coachman wearing the robe and the rabbi wearing the rags. They walked into the synagogue together, and the rabbi settled into the corner with his heart, in his mouth, hoping nothing would go wrong.

The coachman walked to the front and turned to face the congregation which was now streaming towards him. Right away he could see it in their eyes that they admired and respected him, and it felt wonderful. That was what he had been wanting all his life. Then, each member came up to him individually and shook his hand saying, “Sholom Aleichem, Rabbi,” and the coachman just basked in the warmth of that glow. He wished that moment could last forever, but you know moments like that never last forever. A congregation member , known for his braininess, approached him and said, “Rabbi, we were wondering if you could settle an argument for us. I say this passage means one thing, and everyone else says it means something else. I know that I’m right, however. Could you just tell everyone I’m right?”

At this point, the rabbi in the corner began praying, “Oh, God, please get us out of this deep water. Why did I ever let the coachman convince me to go along with this crazy scheme? If you can get us out from over our heads, God, then, I will be your humble servant forever.”

The coachman, however, played it very cool and calm. He looked at the passage, although in truth, he didn't even know how to read! But he could pretend. He perused every word of that Hebrew paragraph, although, it was Greek to him. After a few minutes, he looked up at the man, and replied, ”This is easy. This is simple. Why, anyone would know what this means. ANYONE! Why, even my coachman in the corner, could tell you what this means. Coachman, come over here and explain to this man who thinks he’s so smart exactly what this passage means!

It was in that moment that the rabbit realized his coachman was wise in a way that enabled them to emerge when they were in way over their heads. And he was humbled.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

"We owe the world nothing..."

James "Kimo" Rosen and Franklin Graham in Anchorage Alaska 1999
This blog originally an anonymous email  was sent to us to share  from Chester Lau....

Will someone please tell me what the HECK iS wrong with all the people that run this country!!!!!!!

We're "broke" and can't help our own seniors, veterans, orphans, homeless etc.,?????????
Congress can give themselves raises but NO COLA for all of us on Social Security!

In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile , and Turkey . And now Pakistan ......home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!

Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income', receive no aid nor do they get any breaks, while our government and religious organizations pour Hundreds of Billions of $$$$$'s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!

We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans.

AMERICA: A country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds, and mentally ill without treatment -etc,etc.

YET......................
They have a 'Benefit' for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents clothes, bedding, doctors and medical supplies.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries.

This Anonymous email was sent to us from Chester Lau who lives in Honolulu Hawaii.
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Monday, June 27, 2011

"Like mother Like Daughter..." 'Susana Summers'

Guest blogger Susan'a Summers lives on the stupendous island of Maui. She resides A 'Shackteau'(sic)within a mango forest, bathes in waterfalls and although no 'Oprah is constantly entertained by the drama of the forests inhabitants, seen and unseen...

I LOVE animals and  always have. Love to have them around me. Love to watch stories of Jane Goodall, Saba, Jacques Cousteau et al.

I had the closest to a child for me in a cat named Chiyono who was born in my bed and died in my bed and my constant companion for fifteen years while men came and went. I now have a new cat, a Refugee  from up the hill who saw a sucker and a good spot and moved in and  would not leave. Well I take a little responsibility for that I mean if Angelina Jolie took in all those Kids, Hey I could take care of One  Cat.

I have birds that I feed, Birdikins the Cardinal and White Eye the Thrush and The Finch Family. I have a Gecko that lives in my teapot and a Lizard that eats honey off my spoon. I have not fixed the leak in my outdoor shower because it is a refuge that cools the frogs  during a drought.

For a little short of a year beginning last summer, I had a pet spider named 'Spidey.' 'Spidey' set up shop in my kitchen. I always  wondered the attraction since with screens and doors there was not  much activity in there. Genetically a Jewish Mom , I worried about Spidey. So I decided I would SUBSIDIZE Spideys diet. At first I was  out there in the grass catching grasshoppers that I would throw in her  web. Then I would find insects already at rest which left the Buddhist  in me more at Peace.

As a Child I loved Aesop's fables and as an Adult. I always look for meaning, Spidey was a metaphor. How Success can depend on where you string your Web in Life. Spiders outdoors had an endless supply of grasshoppers, bees and the like. Spidey would not have had it so easy without me. I had no experience having a spider as a pet but I can only assume Spidey was healthy and had a good life  for she stayed in her web for life when others outside would move  constantly. Every night or so I stood fascinated while I watched her rebuild her web. And she had 9 silk sacs of Babies. Eggs were birthed  in the middle of the night and if I happen to be lucky enough to wake  up on one of those nights I stood there in my nightgown for hours with a flash light and magnifying glass watching Spidey Lay eggs that glistened like little pearls. And I was often lucky enough to watch their birth.

It was a peaceful existence for Spidey. There was one event we will  both will never forget. Sometimes my kitchen door swings open in the wind. I went in the kitchen one day to find a big dove in there trying to find its way out. When It was gone I noticed Spidey was also gone.What was that song ? On the Wings of A Dove.....or was it On the Wings  of Love? I envisioned Spidey on to her next home. And the kitchen and  a part of me felt empty. Until, there after a short passage of time  emerged Spidey from behind the refrigerator, and she climbed onto the safety of my welcoming arm, which transported her back to where she  spent the first part of her life, and where she spent the last part of  her life.

Brought to mind once a story of my mother and HER spider. I was on the phone with her and abruptly she said "Hold On Will Ya".....she put the  phone down and as I listened closely trying to figure out what was
going on I heard her exclaim......Get off my bed you Damn Jackass. UHG !!! My NEW Clean SHEETS !!! And  then the fatal FLUSH !!!!

 Like mother Like Daughter ?Not this Time !!!

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