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Thursday, August 18, 2011

"Things That Go Bump In The Night..." 'Michael A. Herr' (Aloha Friday's)

It's always a pleasure to welcome back every Aloha Friday, guest blogger and renowned author Michael  Herr. Michael blogs about dark sacred nights....  Don't forget to check out Michael's website at; http://www.michaelherr.com/


It's Aloha Friday.

Things That Go Bump In The Night

I've never been in agreement with those writers and songwriters who talk about the "peaceful" night. Remember Louis Armstrong with his "the bright summer day, the dark sacred night"? To me the night has always held an element of uneasiness, and even, at times, complete terror.

When I was a keiki, my parents wouldn't let me have a night light. But they did agree to let me sleep with my door open just a crack so that I could have a little light from the hallway (until they went to bed and turned that light off too). The only point of negotiation then was just how wide that crack of light was going to be. Once that was settled I lay down in my bed with my eyes glue to that thin beam of light, that assurance that I was not totally at the mercy of the dark.

I played hide and seek at night when I was a little older. The dark made the game so much more intense. I still remember hiding behind a bush, my heart pounding in my ears as I tried to pierce the shadows around me with my limited night vision. And then, when one of my friends suddenly touched me in the dark, I jumped and screamed. But I liked being scared then. My friends were around with me. I didn't like being scared so much later on.

One night when I was a freshman in college, I went to see a new film — "Psycho". I went to a late-night showing alone and, since it was a school holiday, came back about midnight to an almost entirely empty dormitory. I showered in the bathroom down the hall, with the curtains left open, wrapped a towel around me when I was finished and raced back to my room. Once inside I locked the door and barricaded it. I couldn't handle the room being dark so I slept with the light on. It took me forever to feel comfortable in a shower or in a dark bedroom after that experience.

A couple of years later I took vacation trip to Maui. I had a college friend who lived there, and I had a new girlfriend from the islands. On Maui my college buddy suggested we take our girls on a trip up to Haleakala. Off we went, four o'clock in the morning, our car's headlights struggling to push back the night as we wound our way up to the top of the volcano. And as he drove, what did my good buddy do? He told story after story of the white ghost dog that lived on Haleakala. Every time we rounded a curve I expected to see that slavering beast. I pretended to hold onto my girlfriend because of the early morning chill . . . not because I was scared.

I have a vivid imagination and that led me into writing. When I write images jump from my mind onto the page. But my vivid imagination is also a curse. Even now, just shy of sixty-nine years, if my thoughts stray as I lie down to sleep I start to hear every little noise in my house. Those creaking sounds from the hallway? A werewolf padding softly upstairs to rip out my throat. A scratching at the window? A vampire seeking entry. Did I make a mistake and invite him in earlier?

But is it always just my imagination? I have had the following happen at least three times. I wake up. It's the middle of the night. And I cannot move a muscle. It feels as if someone, some entity, is sitting on my chest and holding me down. I try to move my arms; they feel pinned to the bed. I try to call out but my throat won't let a single sound escape. I lay there and finally, after a tremendous effort of willpower, I am able to raise one arm slightly. That seems to break the power of the entity on my chest, and it leaves, evaporates. Once more I am free. In Hawaii this is known as the Choking Ghost. But the strange part is that I've never been in Hawaii when I've experienced this.

See why I prefer the day? There are just too many things that go bump in the night for my comfort.

Much aloha, Michael A. Herr

I just finished Michael's 6Th book, "The Old Queens Guardians," pictured below. I must say I am disappointed that I have run out of Michael's material to read and cannot wait to see a new book soon!~
To order anyone or all of Michael's books go to; http://www.michaelherr.com/

Happy Aloha Friday!
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

"Who is Jack Schitt..?" 'Rema Murphy' (Facetious Thursdays)

Guest blogger Rema Murphy a former Kauai resident is now teaching elementary school in Austin Texas, she shares with us some some very important history.... Rema is pictured above with her grandson Alex.
whose da guy in da reflection?

WHO IS JACK   SCHITT?
For some time many of us have  wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss  when  someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
  Well,  thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual  way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.   Awe  Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of  Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
   They had one son, Jack.

In  turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.  The deeply religious couple  produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull  Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her   parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school  dropout. 
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt  divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids  were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then  known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda  Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named  Chicken S chitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva  Schit t, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the  Happens brothers in a dual ceremony..
The wedding announcement in the  newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens  children were Dawg,  Byrd, and Horse..

Bull Schitt, the  prodigal son, left home to tour the  world.
He recently returned  from Italy    with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when  someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct  them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt


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If you would like to express yourself about any subject you feel passionate about, please  feel free to submit a guest blog to dakinetalk. Please limit guest blogs between 200-500 words, along with a short bio and photo of yourself. Send all blog submissions to; jrsensei@hotmail.com  who knows your blog could go viral!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

"Monkey see, monkey do..." 'Obama Da Dog' (Harmonic or not so Harmonic Wednesdays)

Obama blogs about  the law!
Law enforcement need to set an example...
When I am out and about I have a great vantage point from a high bicycle seat to see drivers gabbing on cell phones. My own personal survey when I counted one day had approximately 1 out of 4 drivers yakking on their blueberries, blackberries and array of other electronic devices.

Parents may tell their children to not smoke or do drugs, however if the parents themselves are doing these things, it's hard for the children to take them serious. In the same respect one of the biggest perpetrators of the law is law enforcement themselves.. I pass many police cars and continually see the officers of the law talking on their cell phones when driving.

We don't have law enforcement smoking pot or snorting coke and then arresting citizens for that same violation, however in contrast we do have officers writing citations for cell phone usage when the officers themselves do not adhere to the same rules.

They say, "monkey see, monkey do," one way to curb cell phone usage while driving is for the men and woman in blue to be examples and practice what they preach. For the law to work it must be adhered to by everyone.
   Hey, you talkin to me? Yea, I'm talkin to you!


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Monday, August 15, 2011

"How can anyone ever make up their mind.."'James "Kimo" Rosen (Cosmic Tuesdays)


Just too many choices these days...

It's no longer a simple chore shopping for toothpaste, every brand from Crest down to Ultrabrite has at least ten choices to choose from. All I wanted was a tube of Crest Toothpaste, There was "Pro-health clinically proven," Pro-health Gum protection," Whitening plus Scope," Whitening expressions,"Extra White plus outlast," Crest Sensitivity," Crest Cavity protection," "Crest Fairies protection,"  for kids?" (At least I think it's kids toothpaste?) Plus another 15 varieties on their website.

I was going to go on and mention the many different kinds and fragrances of Deodorants, Antiperspirants, Shampoos, Conditions, Gel, Hairsprays, Dish-soaps, etc. The choices are overwhelming, every product starts with an original and grows from there...and not enough space to list them all...

I'll still take original flavored potato chips over the numerous flavors from Pizza, to sour cream and onion to salt and vinegar, and so many flavor's, it's mind boggling.

I'll still take vanilla ice cream over the multiple of flavors in your grocers freezers. I'll still take original Ritz crackers over the 10 new varieties  available ,last but not least I'll still chose the Kaua'i Garden Island News over the multiple blogs, web-casts , newscasts  and the coconut wireless. (http://www.kauaiworld.com/

 Simple is best and bigger is not always better, but one thing is for cetain with all the choices available how can anyone ever make up their mind?

 check out the Kauai Garden Island news any day of the week for free, at least for now...
http://www.kauaiworld.com/

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

'How to Survive working with women in the workplace..." 'Judith Whitehead' (Inspirational Mondays)

Guest blogger Judith Whitehead from Amherst, N.Y.  has  worked in  the ophthalmology field for more than 25 years...  blogs about woman in the work-place on this Inspirational Monday!
Judith Roesch is one of the many woman in the workplace, she is also known as 'Ms. Aloha.'  giving free samples of Kaua'i coffee to local Walmart customers in Lihu'e Kaua'i Hawai'i...

I work closely in a medical office with over 20 woman; they consist of ages ranging from 24 yrs old to 60 years old. This wide range of personalities makes for a most interesting mix through out the day. Hormone levels can range from the very sensitive to the mundane. One never knows what the day will bring.

People work for all kinds of reasons; the biggest reason being for money to sustain themselves. Some work to keep busy and some for the satisfaction. Some people choose to bring their home life to work and share it with others for commiseration. Some choose to escape their home life, and loose themselves in the work day.

Women working together must develop a special “dance” in order to get along with each other and they
must delicately approach each other in order not to cause hard feelings when broaching different hot topics of discussion. I have been in the working world since I was 17 years old and have slowly devised these simple rules that make it easier to survive the workplace when working with women.

1. Stay a neutral person; office gossip will always move through a group of women at warp speed. When someone tries to entice you to take sides, stay neutral.

2. When your boss comes in and seems troubled, do not ask “what’s wrong”? Whatever you say can be the wrong thing and it is better to avoid them until they work it off.

3. Don’t bring your home problems to work; it makes other people feel uncomfortable and brings their day down as well.

4. Don’t socialize with the people you work with, this can backfire on you during office hours and you may have said something you could regret later on.

 Last but not least, don’t stay in a job that you don’t feel fulfilled in; look for another
One. Don’t look back with regret; we all know life is very short.

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Saturday, August 13, 2011

"Why War...?" 'Chester Lau' "Unc" (Serious Sundays)

Chester Lau, aka, "Unc" our guest blogging friend retired cinematographer from the Island of Oahu is also a Korean War veteran and voices his opinions on the current status of wars being fought by the U.S.

President Obama ,WHY ARE WE STILL IN IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN ? A leader should LEAD !!! How about get IN FRONT OF THE TROOPS IN IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN WITH GEORGE W.BUSH !!!Politicians who created wars Never Serviced in the Military!!! I was drafted right out of high school in 1946  as Army Signal Corps Official Motion picture photographer in occupied Germany because I had experience as a Newsreel photographer while in high school.my first assignment in Europe was to document the Grave Registration teams picking war deaths in old battle fields & how they process & send the remains home.Recalled to duty in the Korean war so now you know why I was anti-wars.Some wars are necessary,but the Iraq & Afghan wars are NOT !!!we need to make the war mongers accountable,our present economic problems are result of them. so you better start learning Chinese or French,because the marquis de LaFayette won't be here to help us again !!!


Now we should Prosecute the War Mongers who created these unnecessary wars for financial profits , mind control & Bankrupt our financial & Human resources !!! What have we gained after these years of endless wars? starting with GW Bush & gang, forfeit their government pensions &  war profits for our wounded or deceased military families. No Gitmo for them,deploy them to Baghdad & Afghanistan forever  for night infantry patrol or pick up week old battle remains !!! 
Chester Lau
Korean War Veteran
P.S. check out my opinion article in today's Kaua'i Garden Island news;

Where there’s a will there’s a way

Mark Beeksma’s Aug. 11 letter to the editor titled, “Small business and liberty,” http://thegardenisland.com/news/opinion/mailbag/article_54e79714-c3ea-11e0-aad2-001cc4c002e0.html

basically talks about becoming more independent from government with the likes of installing solar panels, growing your own food and becoming a small business owner.  

Mark states, “buy an electric car and purchase photovoltaic cells for your roof or garage. From now on, you can get your fuel free from the sun. The big oil companies have one less customer. The big government doesn’t get to tax your gasoline purchases or tax the high income that you need to earn in order to afford to buy gasoline.”

In theory Mark is correct and in a perfect world that would be true, however, in government if something can be taxed it will be taxed. Many things that were once free now have taxes and fees attached to them. Look no further than our neighbor island of O‘ahu, where parking your car can cost $200 to $600 a month, and to go hiking on many nature trails they now charge a fee.

Maybe big government won’t get to tax our gasoline since we are using electric cars, but somehow, someway, some politician somewhere will introduce a bill to tax the sun, the rain and even the air we breath.

James “Kimo” Rosen, Kapa‘a

Friday, August 12, 2011

"Working class hero discount..." 'James "Kimo" Rosen (Shabbat Saturday's)

James "kimo" Rosen is back blogging about his favorite topic, "Discounts!"


Why do Kids and Seniors get discounts?
Many times you will see signs at restaurants, "Kids eat free!" If I owned a restaurant I would charged kids 50% more since they are such hard maintenance. They make messes at the table and in the restrooms and many times running around the restaurants disturbing others. The servers have to try and have patience with the kids or the parents get mad. Kids are really some of the highest maintenance and to give them a discount is ridiculous, the most ridiculous discount is that if your child can sit on your lap, they fly free, just don't be the person sitting next to the mom with twins, it will be one long flight.

Seniors after a lifetime of saving money and no longer driving seem to warrant diascounts on everything from early bird specials to movies, theatre and public transportation. Seniors are the ones who have enough money to do those things since they do not blow their money on partying.

It's time that discounts be given to the general hard working person who struggles paycheck to paycheck...


Next time you decide to go out maybe the Seniors can babysit the kids for free while the rest of us get some much needed attention. Wouldn't you love to see the sign, working class hero discount, Kids and seniors 50% more.