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The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an
Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State
Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
wife", said one of the troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad News
first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The trooper replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.
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3 comments:
Bad, bad, bad. But funn-ee!
Which reminds me of the grizzly bear who walked into a bar. Sat down next to a down-on-her-luck hooker. Grabbed her and ate her. Turned to the bartender and asked for a beer. "No way," said the bartender, I don't serve druggies. "Why are you calling me a druggie?" said the bear. "Well, hell," said the bartender, "you just swallowed that bar bitch you ate."
"Unc" said via faceboook;"Sarah Palin is in Alaska,can we use her instead ?"
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