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Monday, July 9, 2012

" The Gold Urinal..." 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Chester "Unc" Lau a retired cinematographer
living his twilight years on the Hawai'ian
island of Oahu and former Master Sergeant
in the US army who enjoys the naturist life style
tells us about our President!  ;D)
 
 
 
Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow   !
That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. "Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal.  But I wouldn't have something so self-indulgent   !"
Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill :
"Now I found out who pissed in your saxophone  !"
Note: "Bill Clinton plays the saxophone,I don't understand why he left the saxophone in the bathroom, maybe he plays the saxophone to drown out all the 2012 political campaign garbage in the media while doing his duty to fill Mitt Romney's  campaign coffers."   L'oncle Amusant >:-}("Unc")

Hana Hou (Encore) Anonymous  from Facebook Shares...

In fact, he didn't kill people for working on the Sabbath. It was the townsfolk who were commanded to do it by their religious leaders. Though, even then the second part still applies.
In fact, he didn't kill people for working on the Sabbath. It was the townsfolk who were commanded to do it by their religious leaders. Though, even then the second part still applies...

2 comments:

Davis D. Danizier "3-D" said...

via facebook;"Love to be part of having shared a Facebook item that James Kimo Rosen found by way of my page.
Any time someone has a small piece on a post by "Unc," it is always very flattering!"

KimoRosen said...

da bes kine blog with 3-D and Unc! ;D)