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Friday, August 3, 2012

"Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives... 'Chester "Unc" Lau' (Source)

Chester "Unc" Lau a retired Naturist, Cinematographer and
Master sergeant is back guest-blogging about man's best friend...



Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

 
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1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
 
 
 
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2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
 
 
 
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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
 
 
 
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4. A dog's parents never visit.
 
 
 
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
 
 
 
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6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day..
 
 
 
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7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
 
 
 
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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
 
 
 
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9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
 
 
 
 
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
 
 
 
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11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
 
 
 
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12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
 
 
 
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13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
 
 
 
Then, last, but not least:
 
 
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14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

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