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Marvin Gross, A Financial consultant residing in Western N.Y.
talks about a late night phone call... Enjoy!
Late Night Phone Call
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.""Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me," he replied.
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via Paula Broadwell;"A TV series would balance the national treasury :-)"
via Twinkie Photo,"Twinkies won't go away.
Hostess may die (or be murdered by bad management) but the Twinkies brand (and others) are an asset that can be liquidated for value and acquired by another better-managed company."
via Twinkie Photo," If the brand is acquired by a union plant, I'll buy a package to resurrect old childhood memories.
Otherwise, I'll stay healthy..."
via twinkie Photo,"I probably haven't bought a twinkie since the second grade. There were two boxes left at the local grocery store. I heard they are selling for major money on ebay?"
via twinkie Photo,"Yep, I haven't had one since maybe sixth grade, but since I'm older than you, it was probably about the same time ;)
Yeah, I heard there was a run on "Investment Twinkies" by those who don't understand how a bankruptcy liquidation works. All they have done is demonstrate the consumer demand, which will push the market value of the brand up, but when it is reacquired and produced at normal prices, those who bought them up as investments, paying top dollar, will be stuck with a garage full of very expensive sugary treats but nothing of real market value."
via twinkie photo, " Doug, think about it, a big conglomerate international company could pretend they were going out of business, get free press, sell tons of product and then say April fools!?"
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Thanks Andree, I'll save a twinkie for you if you want! ;D)
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