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| Obama Da Dog currently reside in Paradise (Kaua'i Island) Obama is outspoken in the blogging community. Please enjoy this liberating story on woman's liberation! And on a most serious note Included at the end of the blog is Mike Huckabee's view on the recent Trayvon Martin trial. I am including the link (URL) for all to read. http://www.mikehuckabee.com/2013/7/my-monologue-from-the-weekend-show |
A Woman's Liberation Story
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing greens for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After
supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love -- which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night!"
I agree with Mike Huckabee on his view on the recent Trayvon Martin trial. Please click on the link below for the complete story;"
http://www.mikehuckabee.com/2013/7/my-monologue-from-the-weekend-show
Thank God the press is not a true fourth branch of government. They emphasized a race factor because Trayvon Martin was black, but were blatantly dishonest in not acknowledging that George Zimmerman was Hispanic. Should they claim that he’s only half Hispanic, then they must be equally honest in saying that our President, Barack Obama is only half black and that if he had a son, he really wouldn’t look "Trayvon Martin."
To read the rest of my monologue from the weekend show click here:
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
..................................... Rodney Dangerfield
3 comments:
Too bad it was spinned as a race case... Ironically George Zimmerman is Hispanic not white, for those who say he is only half Hispanic, why don't they say president Obama is only half black. Forget race, self defense is self defense...It's a tragedy all around. Ask yourself what if the situation was two black men, or two white men, would every still be as wound up?
No, good chance few people would be so wound-up if it were a white-on-white crime or a black-on-black crime.
And, yes, George Zimmerman is Hispanic. I think this is apparent in his appearance and demeanor. Zimmerman has lost a great amount of weight, appears depressed, is staying clear of the press. He has been put through enough. And what for? A situation that went bad while he was volunteering in a neighbourhood watch.
The media brought the circus in town. The looters, and fire starters moved it on into the streets.
It is a sad no matter how many times the story is turned and looked at.
Deborah, Zimmerman has actually gained weight, close to 100 lbs. You may be viewing photos of his brother who looks just like him since the media has been interviewing the brother as of late.
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