Obama Da Dog is back summarizing blog #1085, the blog her master James "Kimo" Rosen wrote titled, "To Pee Or Not To Pee, That Is The Question." http://dakinetalk.blogspot.com/2013/08/to-pee-or-not-to-pee-that-is-question.html |
Now This Is What I Call News
The most popular story for the week of August 5, 2013 was Leo Azambuja's " To pay a fee, or not, to pee,"in the Garden Island news according to their website.
http://thegardenisland.com/news/local/to-pay-a-fee-or-not-to-pee/article_d42e64b8-fd99-11e2-aa6c-0019bb2963f4.html
I find this quite amusing with all that's going on statewide and locally with GMO's , The Christopher Deedy trial, Sears closing and so many other real news that this story gandered the most interest of any article in the paper?
The article basically told the story of the Bistro restaurant in Kilauea's Kong Lung shopping center that charges non patrons $10.00 to use the restroom and those shopping at Kong Ling center but not eating at the restaurant can pay $8.00, while customers that eat there can use it for free! The shopping center currently has septic problems and have brought in porta potties as a temporary fix, yet everyone is still up in arms.
Dakinetalk blogged about this and received many comments from, "what's next, charging for the fresh salted ocean water we breathe, to charging extra if you use the toilet paper."
The best comment about this whole scenario was,"I believe use of restroom is free if you eat there. So you could get the cheapest thing on the menu which is probably less than $10."
To pee or not to pee, that is the question on Kaua'i's north shore city of Kilauea, it's all up to you. Maybe just purchase a coffee to go, then if you have to pee, you can wee for free! Now this is what I call news!
Photo courtesy; Leo Azambuja, Kaua'i Garden Island News |
P.S. Enclosed is another version of the above sent to the Garden Island News for possible publication as an opinion article;
To pee or not to pee, that is the question on Kaua'i's north shore city of Kilauea?
The most popular story of the week in the online edition of TGI according to their website was Leo Azambuja's, " To pay a fee, or not, to pee.
This is why,
1- Leo is an excellent writer.
2-This is what people crave to read.
3- The story makes you laugh, think, and scratch your head, it's not always about breaking news that wins our hearts.
The article told the story of the Bistro restaurant in Kilauea's Kong Lung shopping center that charges non patrons $10.00 to use the restroom and those shopping at Kong Ling center but not eating at the restaurant $8.00, while customers that eat there can use it for free!
The shopping center currently has septic problems and have brought in porta potties as a temporary fix, yet everyone is still up in arms.
The best comment on Facebook about this whole scenario was,"I believe use of the restroom is free if you eat there, therefore you could purchase the least expensive item on the menu which is most likely under $10."
Purchase a coffee to go, then if you have to wee, you can pee, for nearly free, say that ten times fast. Now that's what I call news!
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15 comments:
Ironically it was not a slow news day?
Wow wee,if you are in the restaurant & don't have $10 to pee,go straight to the manager's office & borrow $10 bucks,the rest is up to you
Unc, great idea!
This article was the most popular story in the paper, two reasons, Leo is an excellent writer and this is what people want to read, I do the same in my blog, find the story that makes you laugh, think and scratch your head, it's not always about breaking news, that's why America loves reality TV, this story was the reality TV of News, I still cant's stop thinking about it. Leo again, wonderful article!
Government to provide FREE REST ROOM & FEE clean rest rooms on every block in malls & shopping center for health & sanitary reasons & free choice to pay or not to pay. ,hire the unemployed to manage & clean after every use,what took you so long ?
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use the manager's desk & see how quickly free pee will be installed.
this is news, dakine news we like!
Should bring in the TV news team to document the reactions on all,or just lock all rest rooms in the restaurant or will the kitchen be far behind if one needs to go ?
Unc, my friend I.P. daily is writing a book about dis! ;D)
One cannot stop Body functions,if one needs to go,where can one go to relief one self? the richest country in the world have money for two GW Bush wars but no money for public rest rooe !!!SHAME !"
To celebrate I.P.'s new book,we should organize a FREE PEE contest weekly at Aloha stadium,the one who can extinguish a lighted candle at the furthest point wins a dinner date with the Governor & Mayors of the State & C&C. all donation for the contest accepted for revitalize of the US economy :-)"
"To celebrate Leo's new book on pee or not to pee,we should organize a PEE CONTEST AT TH ALOAHA STADIUM ,the on who can extinguish a lighted candle at the furthest point wins a diner date with the Governor ,attendance is free but donations accepted to build Free Pee station where ever needed :-)"
Your friend I.Pee.Daily has the perfect name for an author,let's have free pees for all under the new Hawaiian Constitution,free pees are our inalienable rights
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Chester Lau Ha ha ha,I posted the above comment on another dakine blog,no post there but end up HERE,fun
Unc, I post multiple place to get more readership! no problemo
For Pres.Obama to know what the working tax payers are doing to make a living daily,I propose he reads the DakineTalk from Kauai daily & cut our taxes
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